THE first day of school and our protagonists shared a hopuse together but they were squatting but they had guns so the police would not take the house back

it was 3 am in the morning and chris was already up and takeing a shower together with nate (No GAY) egan came in to take a slimye shit and said "what the flip guys are yougay?"

no chris and nate said in onision ok so i guess it not gay lol egan then begins to vrush his hair with a cumb whiole takeing a huge ass shit

now we introduce our character nelçs he is a known hackers known as anonymous he is not very fond of showring but boy does he cook good

oh who me? im lil marco JK im chaops the MAIN PROTAGONIST and the collest and i am very strong and i neednt take shower because i alwasy smell good

i wake up to the sound of nelss mechanical keyboard and i say "nels stop hacking or im gonna tell your crush about it fag" i check my phone but my phone is gone its not there sanymore

and i forget that i have no fone and tis a relief "WE ARE LATE TO SCHOOL GUYS"

no we are not egan said in a very hedonist way "ill will make break fast"

"NO i will!" NELS abandoned his coding in html to cook breakfast for all of us and i made the coffee from my mind

everybody was having a go0od break fast together they were laughing and telling jokes and gettin ready for the first day of anime high school

why the name bodenebas you may ask its because it was what chris graffitied on our home our house in the evening of breaking in while running awya from the evil PROMESEUS (aka prometheus if your a gay)

We all got in our uniforms and we got on our bikess twas a very beatufil mornign

"WHOEVER GETS THERE FIRST IS ME" i said then i started to pedal faster and faster and faster and faster

"AND WHOVER GET THERE LAST IS GAY" i yelled while biking very fast like a sonic boom (makes sonic boom with mouth) but i got into an accident i ran over a girl

and i went to help her turns out she was going t o our school too she was beautiful with black hair and good eyes i was stunned my pant was hard

nels was on his lap top while on his bike and chris could still hear the noise of evil PROMESEUS ringing in his head but PROMESEUS is long gone,...

egan was slow as fuck cus he aft lol nate was second because he didnt wanna trun gay

SCHOOL BELL RING

oh no im late