I have no idea what was going through my mind when I started writing this! I do remember laughing though... heaps of laughing.

Enjoy! XD

Danny, Jazz and their parents are sitting inside their kitchen on a school morning, eating breakfast.

The front door opens and slams shut, Tucker walks into the kitchen.

"Mr and Mrs Fenton, Jazz." He nodded towards her. "Danny is half-ghost."

Mr and Mrs Fenton simply shrugged while Jazz rolled her eyes.

"News flash, mister forgetful; I already KNOW THAT!"

Tucker however, was looking at the parents of Danny confusingly.

"You guys have no reaction to this?"

The parents exchanged glances and shrugged yet again.

The front door was opened and slammed shut yet again, Sam running into the kitchen, red faced.

"I got here as soon as I could! I have no idea what's gotten into Tucker, h-" She looked to see Tucker standing right near her. Her eyes widened. "Oh no. Did you really...?"

"Guys, I'm like, not half ghost anymore. Didn't I tell you guys that?" Everyone turned around to face Danny. Tucker and Sam finally noticed that he was wearing that red cap backwards on his head. But apart from that his outfit was mostly the same as usual.

Sam face-palmed.

"Not this AGAIN." She whispered, her hand dragging down over her face.

The Fenton parents blinked. Their minds finally processing the information they had received.

"OUR SON'S HALF GHOST!"

"So they aren't insane!" Tucker was satisfied at their response. He was wondering if they had lost their minds with how they weren't even reacting much to the information he had told them.

"They did take quite awhile to process that though, didn't they? I wonder if we should be worried..." Jazz said.

"We need to get rid of the ghost inside our son!" Jack said.

"No! We might hurt him! We don't want to experiment on HUMANS! Even if it's just to get rid of the ghostly presence." Maddie said.

"Ghosts are evil, Mads. We need to get rid of this evil that is residing in Danny!"

"Uhh, you guys like, do know I'm right here... right?" Danny asked.

Maddie waved a hand. "If you don't want to listen sweetie then you can go elsewhere."

Sam and Tucker looked towards Danny.

"Okay then. Well, I better get ready for school." He stood up and walked out of the kitchen, Sam and Tucker behind him.

"Dude! Aren't you afraid that they might dissect you?"

"Why are you asking him that when it's YOUR fault that they even know his secret!" Sam asked outraged.

"Guys, chill. I separated from my ghost half for a while. Ya know, justa catch a break. They won't experiment on me."

They both nodded.

Danny grabbed his backpack and they all exited the house.

"Just why did you tell them the secret, Tucker...?" Sam asked with suspicion.

"Because I was doing an experiment for science on how parents would react to finding out big secrets that their children kept from them."

Sam face-palmed for the second time that day. "This day just keeps getting better and better."

THE ENDDDD! XDXDXDXD

Yeah... CRACK! XD

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