An Undesired Lover

Author's note: This is my second fanfic. I still haven't gotten really good at it yet, but like Iris Omega told me I will get better.

Disclaimer: I don't own Black Cat or Harry Potter

Chapter 1: An Unpleasant Surprise

Train and Rinslets house was completely covered by snow from the blizzard that was occurring. The winds outside sounded like wounded beasts howling. Train and Rinslet were stuck into their house. The cold did not bother them. They had each other and that's all they needed to stay warm. They had been watching TV until the power went off. They had been drinking milk until it spoiled. It was a good thing that the house was old and ran off gas so they still had heat and miraculously they still had hot water. Train found some candles and lit them. There were enough candles to supply each room with efficient light.

"Train, I'm bored," Rinslet said snuggling up to him on the couch. She ran her fingers through his hair.

"Really, I can do something about that." He ran his finger down her back.

She grabbed him by the neck and pulled him close to her. They fell into a deep kiss. Running his finger up and down her back and deepened the kiss. Rinslet ran her fingers across his neck making his neck hairs stand on end. It was a long while before the kiss was broken.

Train grinned mischievously at Rinslet.

"What is that look for Train?" Rinslet asked in mock slyness.

He gave her a look like you know what it means and started tickling her. She laughed hysterically.

"St—Stop" she sputtered. Train stopped tickling her and sat down by her feet. He began taking off Rinslet's shoes. He smiled.

"You look so cute when you smile, Train."

"Duh." Train said as he began massaging her feet. Rinslet laid down on the couch putting her feet into Train's lap smiling. "Now it will be easier for you to rub my feet," she said. Within the next thirty minutes they had both fallen asleep.

When they awoke in the morning the storm was over and the power was back on. Rinslet noticed that they forgot to blow out the candles the previous night. All that remained of the candles was a big pile of wax. She got up and went to the kitchen where Train was mourning over his spoiled milk.

"Don't worry Train. We can go to the Grocery store and buy some more milk."

"I don't want more milk I want this milk." Train sobbed.

Train your being so childish. Milk is milk."

"MILK IS NOT JUST MILK. EACH ONE HAS IT'S OWN PERSONALITY. SOME ARE BITTER. SOME ARE SWEET. I GIVE ALL OF MY MILK NAMES. I NAMED THIS ONE MARY JO. SHE DIED BEFORE HER TIME. HOW DARE YOU SAY THERE ARE ALL JUST THE SAME! NEXT I GUESS YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THAT ALL SNOWFLAKES ARE THE SAME. WELL, THEY'RE NOT!"

"What ever you say. I am going to take a shower." Rinslet said.

At this Train instantly overcame his milk problems. "I'll go bury Mary Jo and then come back inside."

Rinslet never could stay mad with Train for long even when he did something stupid like this. She handed him a jacket and shoes to put on, gave him a kiss, and went to take a shower.

Train sniggered. He wasn't going to go outside. He was going to sneak up and watch her undress to get in the shower. He opened the front door and called to Rinslet "Love You" to make it look like he went outside. He quietly snuck his way up to the bathroom doorway. There was a little crack where the door hadn't been fully shut. He peeped in. To his horror he was looking into the eyes of Rinslet Walker! (Physco Music plays in the background.)

"Sorry. I……uh……had to take dump."

"Uh huh and what about Mary Jo."

"She was so spoiled she didn't want to be put in the ground."

"What about your jacket?"

"A bird swooped through the house, told me how nice the jacket looked and if he could try it on and took off with it."

"Who was this bird now."

"Well, he gave me a letter, said Dumbledore gave it to him to give to me then he flew outside and burnt up."

"Train read your letter."

Letter- Do not look at me undressing. You have been for the last two days."

"Why does that creepy old wizard think I've been peeking at him undressing. Rinslet this must be for you."

'I gave that letter to my one of my spy birds to give to you." Rinslet said.

"So you've been looking at yourself! No wonder you have been taking showers so often. You are getting a bit hairy to. Hairy must be rubbing off on you."

Rinslet sighed. "Let me take my shower Train." She pecked him on the cheek and went into the bathroom.

Train went back to the living room and inserted his DVD of Girls Gone Wild Uncensored into the DVD player. He heard the bathroom door open and quickly hid the DVD. He walked to the end of the hallway. Rinslet came walking down the hallway with but a mere towel on her.

"I forgot my clothes Train so don't get any ideas."

Train had an idea already though. He quickly ran past Rinslet slapping her butt so that she threw her hands to her butt and danced around. The towel fell gracefully to the floor.

"TRAIN HEARTNET! THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!"

" Sorry," Train said.

A few hours later they were in the grocery store having a wonderful time. Rinslet had forgiven Train and was secretly glad he dropped her towel. Everything was going great until Train saw someone from his past. Someone that was supposed to be dead.

Rinslet noticed the distant and shocked look in his eyes. "Train are you okay? What is it?"

Train merely pointed at the woman walking up to them. SayaMinasutki.

That was the end of chapter 1. It was very silly but the next few chapters will be a little more serious. / Preview of next chapter: Saya walked up to them. "Hey Train" she said. "Who's this? Did you forget about me? I thought you loved me." Saya glared at Rinslet. " Stay away from him and get out of my sight." Saya said.