Hello rebels! Again... I was soooo bored, so I decided to write this oneshot. This is my first, one-chapter, proper oneshot, and I'm just trying to make you guys laugh, so please enjoy!
Ezra thrust his fist under his chin and frowned slightly, whilst gazing into the distance. He was wondering about what Zeb and Chopper were doing, whilst he was enduring long and exhausting lectures on how to be a "Good Jedi." He slowly began to nod off and was suddenly aroused by a deep shouting voice, which made Ezra shudder.
"Ok, I know that you weren't concentrating, so don't lie. Is it that difficult to stay awake whilst I am telling you important stuff? Or at least pretend that you're listening?" Ezra snorted and stretched widely.
"So are you trying to tell me that you were telling me important stuff? Wow, you are stupid. It sounded like a load of waffle to me. And speaking of waffles, I think that I should go and treat myself, your lectures give me and appetite." Kanan frowned, trying to make sense of this, as Ezra, chortling, dashed back to the ship, doing a strange victory dance. But when he entered the kitchen, all he could see were fruits. Fruits, fruits and more fruits. Not one space waffle in sight.
"Zeb!" Ezra growled. "Did you eat all the space waffles? You know Hera told you to leave some for the rest of us!"
"I know!" Zeb exclaimed. "I'm the one she told it to! That's why I didn't eat all the waffles. As much as I'd like to!" Ezra snorted.
"Yeah, right! And I'm supposed to believe that am I?" Ezra rolled his eyes.
"I didn't, I didn't!" exclaimed Zeb childishly.
"At least I have my secret stash of sweets!" Ezra exclaimed.
He went out of the kitchen and through the hangar to get into his cabin. Using the force effortlessly, he grabbed the bag from his hiding place and let out a cry of disbelief.
"Zeb?!"He hissed. "You ate all my sweets?"
"No, no!" Zeb exclaimed, rushing into the room and staring at the empty sweet bag. "Why do you always blame me?"
"Because no one ever comes in here apart from you, me and..." Ezra stopped.
"CHOPPER!"
Hehe... please please review!