The large courtyard of the Smash Castle was filled with hype as the fighters were already exited. Master Hand came in, and the fighters all clapped.

Master Hand said, "This announcement is all about new characters for Smash 5!"

Wario said to Bowser, "I hope Waluigi gets in the game!"

Bowser replied with, "Nah, it's definitely going to be a villain." He got closer to Samus, then continued with, "I hope Ridley gets in Smash 5."

Samus then said, "He will never get in. He is WAY too big, so he wouldn't even fit."

While the 2 were arguing, close to them were the Kirby characters. Kirby was holding what looked to be a Wii game. Kirby was about to poke King Dedede, who was talking to Meta Knight. "And then I did my sexy pose, wait something is poking me. Huh? What do you want, Kirby? Oh. This? Return to Dreamland? What about it?" Kirby poked the spear on the box. "OH! WADDLE DEE! KIRBY YOUR A GENUIS! Meta Knight, Kirby thought of Bandana Dee." Meta Knight then said, "That sounds nice!"

At the balcony, there was Zelda and Peach. "I hope there's a new female character! I'll be happy with whoever we get!" Peach said. Zelda replied with, "I personally would want a villain because I would go through the hidden vent system, and I would wait for them on their bed." Peach then said, "Aren't you and Link something?" Zelda replied with, "No. He likes Sheik, but he still cares, so I would keep the relationship secret." Peach then said "ok", and focused on the presentation. Zelda then said, "Actually, I would just go into Ganondorf's room and then have secret relations with him inside his wardrobe. I'm going there right now, and I probably won't be back for a while."

Everyone in their own groups talked about who they wanted. Well, all except Fox and Falco. While everyone else were in front of the castle facing towards the drawbridge, Fox and Falco were watching from the side, and not too hyped. Fox then said, "Falco? Why do they think that a new character is worth cheering for?"
Falco replied with, "Maybe it's because the new character could be a friend." Fox then said, "Who would you want?" Falco replied with, "I didn't really mind Wolf, but you should be asking why the DVD player isn't plugged in."

Master Hand remembered the plug, and then plugged it in. "Here's the presentation!"

"I would like to announce... 4 new fighters! 1 for each category!" Master Hand said, as he turned on the TV screen. He imputed to DVD, turned the DVD player on, then put in a disk. "There will be 1 character per category! Veteran, Female, 3rd Party, and DLC!

"Our first category is... 3rd Party!

"These are the 3 best nominees!" Master Hand yelled, and the audience went wild as the presentation played.

The presentation showed Ray-man, and almost everyone was clapping. The next one showed Shrek, and everyone BOOED. The next one showed Solid Snake, and every Brawl character clapped.

"Ok! Now that we got 3rd party out of the way, I'll put in the next presentation, which is Veterans!" Master Hand put the disk in and took out the 3rd party disk, putting it back in a case. Master Hand then turned on the DVD player, but then it said that the DVD player needed a 5 minute cool-down.

Meta Knight thought to himself, "Ah, good times being SS Tier, and Snake being S Tier. Good fights we had, good fights indeed. Maybe we could catch up when he's in!"

Falco then said to Fox, "Hey, Fox. I dare you to attempt your Melee behavior." Fox replied with. "I would be glad to!" Fox then started trying to wave-dash, but with no such luck. Falco then said, "That's kind of funny. I mean, you didn't do the dare exactly, but it's fine."

The DVD player then began to play. Master Hand said, "Give it up for... Wolf from Brawl!" The crowd clapped, and then Fox said, "Hey, it can't be THAT bad." Master Hand then yelled, "Goku from Super Smash Flash 2!" The crowd was shocked, and then started booing. Falco then said to Fox, "Wait, WHAT?"

Master Hand then said, "Next category is... DLC!" Master Hand put in the disk, and played it. "First off, we have Vegita from Dragonball Z!" Everyone booed. "Next, we have King K. Rool! Who in my opinion, King K. Rules!" The crowd cheered wildly. Lastly, we have... 'Memes'?" The crowd then booed again.

"And now the last category! Females!" The men looked around, and then were reminded that there are more men than women. "Hold on, everyone. I need the DVD. I think it was in uh.. never mind. Master Hand went inside, and then went into his room, and got the DVD.

Mario was sitting in a lawn chair, and then thought to himself, "I guess we do need more chicks around here. But if Bowser is a pervert, he will get us sued. I swear if he even tries to go lip to lip with one of the female nominees..."

Falco told Fox, "Fox, incase we see a stupid nominee choice, we should be on different sides so we respect each other's privacy." Fox then said, "Alright. Sounds kind of odd to me, but ok. I don't really mind who is chosen, so I wouldn't make fun of you. But you want privacy, so I'll give you some." Fox went to the other side of the castle.

Master Hand then said, "Miku Hatsune!" Fox then cringed SO hard, and Falco threw up over the castle wall. "Sailor Moon!" Falco face-palmed himself, and Fox was triggered. "Inkling!" Falco and Fox didn't do anything, but everyone else clapped. "Hello Kitty!" Fox and Falco both looked sick, and Fox thought to himself, "I can't look." Master Hand announced, "And Krystal!" Fox's eyes widened, and Falco thought, "Alright! A team member! :D"

Master Hand then said, "Those are all the nominees! We apologize if whoever you wanted did not get nominated, thank you for participating here."

Fox ran to Falco to tell him how happy he was. "FALCO WE HAVE A FRIEND JOINING US!"

Falco then said, "Not joining. She was just nominated. But you have a point!"

Everyone went inside the castle then into their rooms, and then they went to bed.