Credit for Undertale goes to Toby Fox

Credit for The Zing from Hotel Transylvania Movie Series goes to Sony Pictures Animation

this is just gonna be a short story, it might not be very perfect and it is suppose to be like a crossover AU idea

like the zing thing also being in a Undertale AU called Zingtale, this first chapter is a point of view of a character who's name will be revealed as ya read.

great just fantastic it's pouring rain and it's a whole lot of it

and me without my umbrella

only one thing to do now and that is just book it across the street and hope I make it to my house before I become completely drenched from head to toe

"but before I could take a step, I heard two people being all lovey dovey beside me

"oh honey pie your the cutest ever by far."the woman said

to which her boyfriend or husband heck if I should know which he is, replied

"no, you are the cutest ever my sweetie darling honey cakes."

"oh cuddle bear "then they start to do that Eskimo kiss with their noses

oh my gosh I am gonna throw-up if they don't stop that mush in front of me, don't they know they are in public for crying out loud?

I mean they were just as bad as the boys and girls at my college who wouldn't stop making out in the hallway then again the ones in high school was just as bad

and made me want to punch them in the face for doing such a thing inside where we are suppose to learn and making myself as well as the whole lot of other people

feel uncomfortable and that is what these two beside me is doing at the very moment

I decided to try to ignore those two and just cross the street like I had intend to before they interrupt me with their gross public affections

I mean it's fine in most public places like making out locations and at their own homes but doing it out in the open like that is just disgusting beyond understanding

it has been four years since the monsters were freed from the underground, but at the moment the town I live don't have the monsters moved in yet

so it is nothing but humans, disgusting making out in bloody public humans who don't know when to take it down a notch

and just go get a room instead of making out in front of others

even if I am human myself, I like being away from other humans...it is nice to just be alone, away from everything and everyone

my parents do call me at times and ask me when I will have a boyfriend or husband, I tell them the same thing as I would every time they ask

that I don't bloody care about that garbage and the only romance I am interest in is the kind that is in movies or books or something around the whole fictional

as I had said before, real romance only gets you hurt and left with a broken heart so it's best to steer clear of the real deal less you want to ask for trouble.

as I got inside through my front door, I shut it and locked it once more and hop on to the couch and turn on the tv and just my luck the news was on

I was about to change it when the news lady said this

"this just in, after four years of the monsters being free and moving to different parts of the world, but here in our sleepy town...it would seem that some monsters are moving in and we have confirmed that-"

I ain't listening to that dribble, there just gonna go on and on about who will be representing the monsters or like they will cut off to some dumb protesters that will go on and say America is for Humans!

bunch of dumb horse turd right there, I mean come on if the humans who live in America have forgot like their ancestors were technically immigrants

then they shouldn't talk like at all about how America should just be for humans

that is how some humans are stupid, they forget such a important detail of history

and the reason why I am bringing this up is because it was a few years ago when some stupid protesting group was on the news and going off about how the monsters should stay out of our home town and go back to the underground

and the whole going off about how America is for Humans only bull turd that really made me feel annoyed, I mean seriously that is just speciesist

if it weren't the whole humans being racist to each other it's humans being speciesist to the monsters that just got out of the underground, I mean if I had to dislike a monster it would be for them being a cruel unbridled jerk to me

not for what race or species they are.

just then I hear my cellphone go off

the ringtone was I'm in love with a monster by fifth harmony which is one of my favorite songs,

I pick up my cell and turn it on and say "Hello, this is Asphodel Xiangwei...who is this?"

yes my last name is Xiangwei, it is a family name cause my father was from China

and my mother just so happens to be Native American and Caucasian American (another meaning white.)

"Asphodel I need your help with something urgent like right away, can you come into work like right now?"that voice sounds familiar

it sounds like one of my co-workers over at the place I work at

though I think this is a first someone from work would call my place at this hour

"look whatever it is I'm sure you guys can handle it...if it is a problem with one of the costumers from last time...just knock them out and let them cool off in the closet, it worked before and it will work again this time too so why call me?"

I was about to hang up but then they scream

"IT AIN'T LIKE LAST TIME! TWO MONSTERS ARE FIGHTING IN THE PLACE AND THEY ALREADY HURT SOME BYSTANDERS WITH THEIR FIGHT! WE NEED HELP!"

wait I thought that whole them moving here didn't happen right this minute, maybe like until tomorrow but it looks like some monsters decided to come early

and by the looks of it these two monsters are causing trouble, I wont lump them in with the rest of the monsters cause that wouldn't be right...

those two monsters are just people, who need to learn one thing

ya don't fight or get people hurt inside the place I work at,

unless ya want a good old butt kicking from me

"I'll be right over, stay calm and keep everyone away from them...go into the back if ya have to."I tell them before hanging up

then I let out a sigh, this was suppose to be my day off but now I have to head over to work and stop two possibly muscle brain monsters from killing each other

yeah this is gonna be one of those days when lady luck ain't on my side.

to be continued