STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW!

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SONG: Status Quo by "High School Musical"

OK… Just A brief description Lily and James.

Lily- Potions 'Nerd'

James- 'cool guy'

What basically happens is Lily and James decides to do a musical for the Triwizard tournament… outside their usual groups.

Yes… it is based on "High School Musical"

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Sirius:
You can see
That I'm soaring free
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control

Gryffindor's:
Everybody gather 'round

Sirius (spoken):
Well if James can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake

Remus (spoken):
What?

Sirius (spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy

Gryffindor's:
Not another sound

Sirius (spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme Brule

Gryffindor's:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Random, large, Ravenclaw chick (R,L,RC):
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It's a secret I need to share

Ravenclaw:
Open up, dig way down deep

R,L,RC(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!

(Demonstrates, nearly knocking the table over)

Random Ravenclaw guy (spoken):
Is that even legal?

Ravenclaw:
Not another peep

R, L, RC (spoken):
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.

Ravenclaw:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Luscious Malfoy:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly

Slytheren's:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard

Malfoy (spoken):
Alright, if James wants to be a singer... then I'm coming clean! I play the cello!

Snape (spoken):
Awesome!

Bellatrix (spoken):
What is it?

(Malfoy makes weird 'cello' movements)

Snape (spoken):
A saw?

Malfoy (spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!

Slytherens:
Not another word

Bellatrix (spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?

Malfoy (spoken):
Coat and tie

Slytherens:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo

Everyone:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

(Dumbledore randomly conjures a guitar and amp and starts busting out a huge guitar solo.)

Popular Hufflepuff girl:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Something is really

Popular Hufflepuff guy:
Something's not right

Girl:
Really wrong

Girl and Guy:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it

Malfoy:
Gotta play

Slytherens:
Stick with what you know

Hufflepuff girl and guy:
We can do it

Random, Large, Hufflepuff chick:
Hip hop hooray

Ravenclaw:
She has got to go

Hufflepuff girl and guy:
We can do it

Sirius:
Creme Brule!

Gryffindor's:
Keep your voice down low

every one:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No

(Lily walks into the song crazed hall…)

Popular Hufflepuff girl:
Everybody quiet

Lily (spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?

Alice (spoken):
Not me, you.

Lily (spoken):
Because of the call-backs? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!

(Everyone starts dancing and singing in a frenzy around her.)

Every one:
Nooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo

James walks in saves Lily from the wrath of the Hogwarts population.

Hogwarts goes back to normal…

… Until next time…

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A/N Hope you liked it! I couldn't get this song outta my head! Also, do you think I should continue with all the other songs from the movie? I don't know if I should, it might come across as too much of a rip! Let me know!