Chapter 1
SLAP
"Hey, what was that for?" Miroku wondering about Sango's hand suddenly coming across his face.
"You just happen to touch my bottom." Sango replying to the monk. Normally Miroku would smirk at this kind of event. However, that smirk was nowhere to be seen.
"For your information, Sango, I was attempting to get my staff, but you seem to be in the way without me noticing." Miroku stating his side of the story.
"Liar!" Sango says. "You always seem to make lecherous moves on me when you have the chance. How do I know this is not one of them?"
"By telling you that I am not lying." Miroku adds. Sango was not buying it. She simply walks into the other room of Kaede's hut where the others were located. Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo had all overheard the conversation, but decided to not talk about it to Sango.
'Keh, that monk sure likes having it this way.' Inuyasha thought to himself.
'As always, Sango is upset at Miroku for touching her the wrong way.' Kagome also in thought.
'So stupid.' Shippo in thought as well.
The group eats their meals later in the day that they have been able to retrieve from the forest and lakes nearby when hunting for food. It was one of their better hunting days due to the time of year in which was the summer. Several minutes after completing her meal, Sango wanted time alone and decided to go outside.
"I'll be going for a walk. Don't tell Miroku I am leaving." Sango suggested to her friends.
"Okay, Sango." Kagome agreeing. "Just be careful."
"Keh, whatever." Inuyasha interrupting. "She'll be fine on her own."
Sango leaves the hut and the village to where they normally reside for shelter and retreat from battle. It was more of a peaceful walk for Sango as she happens to change her mood for the better, enjoying the scenery from atop of a large hill and then from near a stream to where she sees the fish passing by and also hearing the water going down the creek.
"I wish I can enjoy this more often." Sango talking to herself. The demon slayer then chose to take a short nap in the shades of some trees nearby as birds are chirping around her. The birds' chirping eventually had made Sango fall asleep peacefully.
Two hours have passed since Sango's departure from the hut. Miroku had noticed Sango not being inside, and he had waited for her return. But it had been a couple of hours, and Miroku was starting to worry.
"Where can Sango be?" Miroku curious of her whereabouts. "She usually is not away from anyone for this long."
Even though Sango requested to not have Miroku know her location, everyone in the group had to talk. "Keh, she probably wanted to be away from you for a while, after you keep putting your hands in the wrong place." Inuyasha interrupting.
"For once, Inuyasha is right, Miroku!" Shippo saying to the monk. "It's time to take a breather."
"For once, Shippo…?" Inuyasha questioning Shippo's remarks.
WHACK
Shippo gets whacked in the head by the half-demon.
"Inuyasha, sit boy!" Kagome commands.
THUD
Inuyasha crashes to the floor.
"Well, I'm going to find Sango." Miroku says. "I'm worried." The monk takes off to find Sango. Everyone attempted to stop him from leaving, but Miroku was long gone. He had walked for approximately one mile, but Miroku is yet to find her. "Sango, please come out from hiding! Sango…" Maybe Miroku should not have left by himself and had his friends to join in on the search.
'Maybe I should've asked the others to help search for her…' Miroku in thought.
Suddenly, Miroku senses danger nearby as he prepares himself for battle it seems. Out of the corner of his eye, Miroku spots a female hiding from the trees. It was not Sango, but she was attractive. "Eh, excuse me, but I am looking for a demon slayer around this area. Did you happen to see her?" Miroku asks the lady.
"No, I have not seen any demon slayers around here…" The lady mentions. "…but I would love to slay you!"
"Hmm, what makes you think you're going to hurt me?" Miroku is not taking it seriously.
"What makes you think I am the only one here?" The lady replies. More laughs had fallen through the trees, and Miroku realizes there are several lady warriors surrounding the monk. The ladies have surrounded Miroku, and they draw closer to him preparing to attack. Miroku wants to use his wind tunnel, but a whip being used from one of the warriors wraps around it so tightly that the weapon is rendered useless.
"Huh, what?" Miroku in shock. "I'm in big trouble. I need to think of something quick."
Too late.
The lady warriors had started attacking Miroku from every angle as he falls to the ground. Miroku attempts to block all attacks, but it became too overwhelming for him. The ladies take their turns into beating Miroku senseless until he laid there unconscious. Finally, they all stop.
"Well, it seems this monk is another one that bites the dust. Never should anyone step foot on our territory." The leader of the lady warriors had said who just happens to be the one that Miroku first glimpsed upon. "Let's go ladies!"
The lady warriors walked and laughed away from Miroku as he laid there motionless, not moving a muscle…
