GASP NOT A CHEESE BASED FIC AAAAHHHHHHHH jumps out of window
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FF VII I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN I WONT LET THAT HAPPEN AND I CANT LET THAT HAPPEN
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Jimmy but we don't give a dam about that so the REAL story blah blah blah. Once upon a time there was a dude called Cloud now Cloud loved killing monsters AND another dude named Sephiroth OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Today he was particularly peckish for fried Sephiroth brains so he set out for the crater on the Highwind then he found out it was night and he hated night.
SUDDENLY a skeleton came out the closet and Cloud screeched like someone called Andine on an amazing book called The Redemption Of Althalus.
"HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP," he cried then Vincent came and killed the skeleton "who needs a sword when you have these babies MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Vincent said. "Vincent when did you get that tattoo of a demon thingy?" Cloud asked. "Oh this? i got it 2 days ago cool isnt it?" vincent replied. "Yeah sure" cloud said with extreme sarcasm
TO BE CONTINUED
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