Merlin's 'The Dragon's Call' FMLs
Okay, so just a little idea that came to me when trying to go to sleep last night, Merlin really does have some FML moments in that episode, don't you think?
I, though owning two series on DVD and going to get series three when it comes out, do not own Merlin sadly, if I did do you really think I'd be writing fanfiction? Actually I probably would...
Anyway...
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Today, I arrived in Camelot, when I got there the king was executing a sorcerer, FML
Today, I met a prat. I stopped him bullying a servant and he wanted to fight, tells me to hit him, I try and miss. He tells me I could be put in jail for that, I asked who he thought he was, the king? He's the king's son, FML
Today, after spending the night in jail, I woke up hearing a creepy voice calling my name then Gaius came in to tell me he'd managed to get me out, but there was a price: The stocks, FML
Today, I ran into that prat again, he challenged me to a mace fight, I was winning, then Gaius distracted me and I lost, FML
Today, I was woken at night by a voice calling my name again; I got up and found that it was the Great Dragon who is imprisoned under Camelot. He told me why I have my gift, apparently I'm supposed to keep Arthur alive until he becomes king, I have to protect that prat, FML
Today, Gaius asked me to take a sleeping draught to Lady Morgana, so I did and being the idiot I am, just walked into her room. She didn't notice me and proceeded to go behind her screen and change, she asked me a couple of questions, thinking I was Gwen but when she asked me to help her with the fastenings I knew I was screwed. Then Guinevere came in and saw me, she probably thinks I'm a pervert, FML
Today, I had to deliver a potion to Lady Helen; I was in her room though she wasn't. I picked up a book and this weird looking doll thing. She entered and said 'what are you doing here?' I told her I was delivering something and left, I am now worried she thinks I'm a thief or something, FML
Today, so it turned out 'Lady Helen' was an evil witch trying to kill Prince Prat. I killed her by way of a chandelier and pulled him out of the way of the knife. What's my reward? I'm to be his manservant, F.M.L.
Today, Gaius came to see me in his chambers after the feast and though he gave me book of magic, he also said that maybe because I saved Arthur's life that that's my magic's purpose, then I got told His Royal Prattness wanted to see me right away, FML
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Okay, so, what did you think? do let me know, reviews will help me get through the next week of sixth form...
Thanks for reading :D
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POC epilogue is coming, I promise, it's not abandoned!