In the Warrior for Hire headquarters; Vambre was reading a book while Prohyas was flipping through channels on a TV.
"Seen it." said Prohyas.
He flipped to another channel.
"Seen it." said Prohyas.
He flipped through another channel.
"Seen it." said Prohyas.
He flipped to another channel.
"Not to sure." said Prohyas.
But then a shark appeared on the screen.
"Yep." said Prohyas.
He flipped the channel again.
Soon their Pet Dragon Grup came by with a tray of nachos and he saw his two human friends.
"So is it boring now?" said Grup.
"Yeah, yeah, nothing to do." said Prohyas.
"We haven't been hired for anything lately." said Vambre.
"Relax, maybe something will come through that door." said Grup.
The door then opened up, but no one was on the other side.
The Warriors saw it.
Prohyas stood up and walked to the door before closing it.
"We really need to fix this door." said Prohyas.
"Agreed." said Vambre.
Prohyas turned around and saw Mysterious Hooded Woman before screaming in shock.
"Cheese and crackers." said Prohyas.
"Warriors, I am in need of your assistance, I need a neon colored American flag." said Mysterious Hooded Woman.
The Warriors became confused.
"Why exactly?" said Vambre.
"That is for me to know, you succeed, I'll give you a very fat sack of cash." said Mysterious Hooded Woman.
The Warriors smiled.
"How fat we talking?" said Vambre.
The two saw five helicopters that were carrying a huge sack of cash, shocking them.
"That fat." said Mysterious Hooded Woman.
She then saw the Warriors have fainted.
She turned to the readers.
"Keep the audience rivited." said Mysterious Hooded Woman.
Meanwhile in the Watchtower; Meek in his armor walked into the mess hall with a tray that had a cheeseburger, french fries, and a bottle of gatorade.
He smiled.
"Oh yeah, the way to have lunch." said Meek.
He went to a table and sat down before he began eating his burger.
However he felt like he was being watched.
He then pulled out a billy club with a taser on it.
He turned around very quickly and wound up zapping the Brave and the Bold version of Aquaman before the Atlantian fell on the ground.
Meek became shocked.
"Oh god, Aquaman, you hurt?" said Meek.
"Yeah." Aquaman said before standing up smiling, "I'm hurt you didn't tell me you'd be in the Watchtower."
He then hugged Meek very tightly.
"CANT BREATH!" shouted Meek.
Aquaman stopped hugging Meek while chuckling.
"What're you doing here anyways?" said Meek.
"I'm part of the Justice League dimensional transfer program. See when one member wants a transfer, a member similar to the one from another dimension is transfered as well as if nothing has happened." said Aquaman.
"But the Aquaman from here cut off his own hand to save his son." said Meek.
"Yeah I'm not going 127 Hours to do that." said Aquaman.
"Who in their right mind would do such a thing?" said Meek.
"James Franco." said Aquaman.
Meek is confused.
"The well known actor who collaborated with Seth Rogan many times." said Aquaman.
Meek was still confused.
"He was in those Spiderman films with Toby Maguire." said Aquaman.
"Oh yeah." said Meek.
"Anyways, I have so many great adventures that I need to talk about." said Aquaman.
Meek sighed.
"Hopefully I can live through them all." Meek thought.
Aquaman smirked.
"This one time-"Aquaman began.
"Fifty very long and overly detailed stories later." said a voice.
Meek was now very bored while AP and Joey in their hero forms, Ben Tennyson, and Rock who was in his Galatic Federation armor but without the helmet were eating popcorn.
"And then me and Plastic Man managed to give Black Manta loads of spankings until he said uncle." said Aquaman.
"Another Fifty very long and overly detailed stories later." said a voice.
Meek was still very bored while the others which now included Sonic, Lana, Pauline in her Woman at Arms outfit, and Lincoln were eating tons of KFC.
"Finally, me and my own Batman managed to trick our own Mr Mxyzptlk into saying his name backwards by having a write your name backwards contest." said Aquaman.
"This guy better have an off button." Meek.
"You kidding, this Aquaman has tons of interesting stories." said Pauline.
"Yeah, he's definetly better then the guy who cut off his own hand." said Sonic, "And a compliment from one ego maniac to another is saying a lot.
"After Another Fifty very long and overly detailed stories later." said a voice.
Aquaman was still telling stories and Meek was now gone while the others were listening in interest.
"That's about all the stories I've got to tell." said Aquaman.
He then sees that Meek is gone.
"Hey where'd that other meerkat go?" said Aquaman.
"No idea." said Lincoln.
A beeping sound was heard and Rock pulled out some type of pager.
He shook his head before putting his helmet on.
"I've got to go, need to report to my boss." said Rock.
With that Rock walked off.
Aquaman became confused.
"His story?" said Aquaman.
"Old friend of Meek's who is working for the Galatic Federation." said Lincoln.
"Okay, but where is that Meek guy anyways?" said Aquaman.
A vibrating sound was heard and Ben pulled his phone out.
"Taking on a mission with Batman and Green Arrow." said Ben.
Aquaman stood up.
"My new best friend might be in danger, I must help him." said Aquaman.
He walked off.
"So, any plans for Independance Day? I'm supposed to give a huge speech." said AP.
"I've got some, there's going to be a carnival happening, and I'll enter the chili dog eating contest." said Sonic.
"Hope they don't have a mother and son that are very close in a creepy way like that game show we saw." said AP.
Cutaway Gag
In some type of gameshow; Soar the Eagle was at a podium with three different families at seperate tables.
"Welcome back to Know your Family; if you're just joining us, then two of our families have no points while one familiy has about 300 points." said Soar.
He then cringed.
"I've gotten some That's My Boy vibes from these two." said Soar.
The third family which was a young boy and old woman were feeling each other up.
Soar cringed again.
"This is odd." said Soar.
"We forfiet." said the mother of the first team.
"Same here." said the mother of the second team.
Soar nodded.
"Good call." said Soar.
End Cutaway Gag
"Wait, how do you expect to win a chili dog eating contest?" said Joey.
Sonic chuckled.
"Hello? My favorite food is chili dogs, I even burn off a tremendous amount of calories a day." said Sonic, "I'm a black hole of snacks."
He quickly scarfed up a whole large pepperoni pizza and ran off before returning.
Lana pulled out some type of blaster and used it to scan Sonic before looking at a screen.
"14,382 callories that time." said Lana.
"See?" said Sonic.
"Right." said AP.
"Anywho, I'm supposed to visit my mother tomorrow." said Ben.
"Is she hot?" said AP.
Ben whacked AP with a hammer similar to Stormbreaker.
"OW!" yelled AP.
"That is my mother dude." said Ben.
"I've met her several times, once she made me go on a diet." said Sonic.
Everyone became confused.
"Wait, didn't you say that you burn off tremendous amounts of calories everyday?" Pauline.
"Yeah, but she forced me to eat healthy." said Sonic.
"She put me on a low carb diet during my childhood and I wanted sugar." said Ben.
Sonic then pretended to move one of his thumbs with his opposing hand.
The others became confused.
"What is that? A sign of some sort?" said Joey.
AP shrugged.
"I don't know." said AP.