At the Toon City airport; Sonic and Ray were at the security checkout.
"Now this is the way to take a vacation." said Sonic.
"Yeah, win it on a game show." said Ray.
He placed his feet on the conveyor belt and stood on his hands.
Sonic is shocked.
"What? It's the rules." said Ray.
"Fair enough." said Sonic.
He removed his sports tape and threw it into a garbage before removing his shoes and putting them on the conveyor belt.
The two went through the detector but Ray was stopped by a tan skinned security guard that looked like Sylvester Stallone.
"Excuse me, but I'm going to have to pat you down." said the security guard.
Ray became confused.
"Wait, a pat down, did the thing go off?" said Ray.
"No, it's just a random one." said the guard.
"This better not have anything to do with me looking weird." said Ray.
"I assure you it doesn't." said the guard.
"What color are you?" said Ray.
The guard smiled.
"I'm black." said the guard.
Ray scoffed.
"Please, you're barely even brown. You know, you look a lot like Sylvester Stallone." said Ray.
The guard became mad.
"Who the hell you calling Sylvester Stallone bitch?" said the guard.
"Uh, I'm calling you Sylvester Stallone you Sylvester Stallone looking bitch." said Ray.
The guard became mad.
"Alright that's it. I'm about to go Rambo on your ass." said the guard.
"Bring it bitch." said Ray.
Sonic became shocked and turned to some other people in line.
"I don't know this guy." said Sonic.
He walked away with his shoes.
Another guard appeared.
"Hey what's going on here?" said the second guard.
"Sir, Sylvester Stallone over here thinks that just because I'm weird looking that I might have illegal narcotics on me. Now I wouldn't mind reporting you to ACLU or the Government." said Ray.
The second guard became shocked.
"No, no, no, no, no, sorry for the inconvenience sir, you can move along." said the second guard.
"Appreciate it." Ray said before turning to the guard, "Thank's Sylvester Stallone."
He walked off.
The second guard turned to the first guard mad.
"What're you doing?" said the second guard.
"What'd you mean what am I doing? He called me Sylvester Stallone." said the first guard.
"Well you do look like Sylvester Stallone." said the second guard.
"He's white." said the first guard.
"So what?" said the second guard.
Later; Sonic and Ray were exiting an airport at Italy with lots of luggage.
The two looked around the place.
"Italy sure is different then America." said Ray.
"Don't fall in love with it Ray, we're only here for a couple of days." said Sonic.
"Now where is the hotel we should be at?" said Ray.
"No idea. We should ask the locals." said Sonic.
He saw an Italian guy walking by and stopped him.
Sonic started speaking Italian.
The Italian guy spoke his foreign language.
Sonic smiled.
"Gracie." said Sonic.
The Italian guy walked off.
Ray became confused.
"What'd he say?" said Ray.
"He said that we need to go 10 kilometers south, then 4 kilometers west, and our hotel will be there." said Sonic.
Ray was shocked.
"We should have brought Starfire." said Ray.
"I already know the languages of the planet. The last thing any of us want is to see an alien make out with a foreigner just to learn the language." said Sonic.
"Hey I'm just throwing out options." said Ray.
Sonic groaned.
"Let's just go." said Sonic.
The two walked off.
Later; they appeared at a fancy hotel.
"Hmm, for a city in a country of Europe, this place sure is fancy." said Ray.
"Most old places are fancy." said Sonic.
Ray laughed.
"Yeah I'll bet." said Ray.
The two went to a desk and Sonic rang a desk bell.
Some Italian guy appeared and spoke Italian.
Sonic spoke Italian as well.
A register was placed in front of him and he started writing his name down.
Ray saw the register and wrote his name down as well.
They were given key's to a room and walked off.
Later; they walked into a room that was like the hotel suite room in the first Hangover film.
"Wow, now this is what I'm talking about." said Sonic.
"Looks like something from the first Hangover film." said Ray.
Sonic went to a table with a dome on it and removed the dome, revealing loads of spaghetti and meatballs inside of it.
"Oh yeah. Definitely living like Italians." said Sonic.
Ray went to the table and saw the pasta.
"Reminds me of that one scene from Lady and the Tramp." said Ray.
"You mean the one where the two dogs were eating the pasta?" said Sonic.
"Yeah that's the one." said Ray.
Sonic chuckled.
"Oh if only Cybertronians could eat human food, that would be something to see." said Sonic.
Back in America; Sideswipe and Windblade were somehow eating a huge bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.
They both took a bite out of their fork loads of pasta but didn't notice that they were eating one piece of pasta.
They got closer to each other before kissing each other by mistake.
The two Autobots noticed it and Windblade turned away while blushing.
Sideswipe used his fork to move the last meatball over to Windblade's side of the plate.
Windblade saw it and looked at Sideswipe.
"What, you expect me to move it with my nose like in that Lady and the Tramp film?" said Sideswipe.
Windblade chuckled before kissing Sideswipe.
"Not really." said Windblade.
Back in Italy; Sonic went to the balcony of their hotel suite room.
"Oh yeah, you can see all of Rome from here, even the Colosseum." said Sonic.
Ray appeared on the balcony as well.
"I know. THROW HIM TO THE LIONS!" shouted Ray.
Sonic chuckled.
"That stuff is illegal now." said Sonic, "I would make for a great roman gladiator."
Cutaway Gag
We see Sonic in Gladiator Armor on a Horse with Gwen by his side.
"I am Sonicus; the most bravest, awesomest, and happily married gladiator ever to travel to Rome." said Sonic.
However; a studio light fell in front of the three.
The horse neighed in shock.
"DONNIE!" yelled Sonic.
End Cutaway Gag
"Well, I wouldn't trust Donnie with any of my problems anymore. Unless of course he wins the power ball or invents a killer iPhone app, then I can cash in on that shit." said Sonic.
The two fist bumped each other.
In America, Donnie sneezed.
He looked around but shrugged it off and went back to eating a slice of pizza.
Back in Italy; Ray noticed something on the balcony.
"Hello, what do we have here?" said Ray.
He picked up two unopened bottles of champagne.
"Oh yeah, now this is what I'm talking about." said Ray.
Sonic was shocked.
"Alcohol on a balcony?" said Sonic, "What kind of idiot would leave alcoholic beverages in a room."
"I'd say this is compliments from the hotel owner." said Ray.
He read the labels to the bottles.
"Non alcoholic." said Ray.
Sonic is concerned.
"I don't know about this. It could lead to some bad consequences." said Sonic.
Ray scoffed.
"Please, this is the real world not some film with Bradly Cooper, Ed Helms, and that Zach G guy." said Ray.
He gave a bottle to Sonic and managed to pop the cork off his own bottle and it went flying and hit something before screaming was heard.
Sonic and Ray became shocked.
"I'm okay." said a voice.
Sonic sighed in relief.
"Good thing it was Captain Man." said Sonic.
Ray drank his champagne.
"Oh wow, this stuff is really good." said Ray.
"Really? I'd better get a taste of this stuff." said Sonic.
He managed to pop the cork off his own bottle and the same screaming was heard.
"He'll be fine." said Sonic.
He drank his champagne.
"Oh yeah, this is good. Wonder if there's more." said Sonic.
"I'll check the fridge." said Ray.
He walked off and returned with loads of champagne bottles.
Sonic turned around and smiled.
"We've got ourselves a party." said Sonic.
Ray pulled out loads of pill bottles.
"Not without these bad boys." said Ray.
He started popping pills into glasses.
Sonic became shocked but shrugged it off.
"Eh, we won't tell anyone what happened when we return." said Sonic.
Ray nodded.
The two poured champagne into their respective glasses and raised them up.
"Ype." said Ray.
"That's Russian." said Sonic.
Ray became confused.
"Then what is Italian for 'cheers'?" said Ray.
"Saluti." said Sonic.