Hello my lovely readers! I have to warn you, this fanficton is going to be pretty random. I wanted to see what I could possibly write in 30 minutes during class...
Sodapop was eating a slice of delicous chocolate cake when a loud noise came from Darry's room.
"What the hell was that... Is Darry trying to blow up the house again?" Sodapop muttered to himself and went to investigate. The door to Darry's room was locked but Sodapop could still hear the shouts form inside.
"DON'T DROP THAT BOWLING BALL ON THE DESK, IT IS VERY DANGEROUS PONYBOY!"
"THEN WHY DID YOU TRY AND DROP IT ON THE DESK BEFORE I TOOK IT FROM YOU?"
"DON'T TEST ME LITTLE MAN!"
"Okay?" Sodapop sighed and walked to away from the locked room, "Is Darry high or something..." Sodapop returned to his cake, saddened to find it missing.
"Sodapop~!" said a seductive male voice behind him. It was Steve, wearing a booty shorts and a sparkly pink spaghetti strap tank top.
"Steve? What the hell are you wearing!" Sodapop blushed at Steve's outfit.
"The same thing as you silly! Did you forget about the Dx's new uniforms?" Steve purred.
"What are you..." Sodapop looked down to find he was wearing the exact same thing as Steve, "When did this happen!"
"Hm..." Steve bit his lip, "I am not really sure... But I like it~"
"Did you just suddenly turn-"
"Yes! I did turn gay because I purely ate your cake. It poisoned by yaoi fangirls that wanted to ship you with the other boys of this story!"
"Yaoi?" Sodapop was confused, "What is that and since when were we in a story?"
"Whoops!" Steve giggled, "That wasn't supposed to slip!"
"Uh... What-"
"OH NO!" Steve yelled and pulled down a strap of his tank top, "My strap is slipping~"
Then Sodapop died of embarrassment.
The end