Japan was at his house enjoying a comfortable evening alone when all of the sudden, his boss stepped in.

"Hey, Japan." Said his boss.

"Yes?" Japan answered.

"What's your opinion of France?"

"France?" Japan asked as he thought about it for a moment. His boss seemed to come out of the blue with this question…and this visit. "Well, I suppose France is a very smart nation."

"Oh really? I never would have guessed he'd be one of the brighter ones. I would have put my money on Britain. I thought that was why he is so bitter all of the time."

"Well, maybe, but France is very smart."

"And what makes you say that?" his boss asked, quite curious.

"Well, it seems like no matter what the current circumstance is, France always seems to know exactly what is happening, and he always seems to have a clear view of the situation at hand. Plus, he is the only one capable of seeing Canada."

"He seems like he would make a good ally." He said, seeming to grow found of France.

"No, not really. His military strength barely surpasses that of Italy."

"Italy? Oh wow, never mind."Japan's boss said as he instantly dropped the idea. "Well next up, tell me a little about America."

"America seems to be the very opposite of France."

"How so?"

"America is a very ignorant nation. And that's as nice as I can be. He really is not that bright, but he is very strong. It seems as though the moment he enters the room, every changes. He has so much strength. France always knows what's happening, but never has the power to do anything about it, while America never really knows what is going on, but he has the power to influence every other nation involved. Maybe that is why they do not get along very well. They are in very opposite situations and they must see things very differently."

"Or they could both be narcissists." His boss said blankly.

"That too I suppose."

"Well, it's an interesting relationship they have, between both themselves and the rest of the world."

"It is indeed. America can be so strange sometimes, and France can be so intrusive."

"What do you mean by intrusive?"

"You probably don't want to know."

His boss just stared at him, perplexed by this, and a little curious. "Okay then I won't ask, but what do you mean by strange?"

"It is hard to understand America sometimes. The way he thinks is very different. He is excepting of many things without explanation, and he seems believes in so many strange and unusual things, but I guess he gets that from Britain. Earlier, he kept talking about something called a 'zombie apocalypse'."

"Oh my, that sounds terrifying."

"Not to worry. From the way he described it, I'm pretty sure that if a zombie apocalypse was at all possible, then it already happened in Australia."

His boss thought about this for a moment. "Well, I guess that would explain the current state of Australia."

"I suppose it would."

"Earlier you mentioned another nation, Canada. Tell me about him."

"He is very quiet, and he is also America's twin brother. I think we have a lot to learn from Canada."

"Like what?"

"Well, he is a very good ninja."

"Well that's exciting! There's a ninja in the World Summit!" he asked excitedly.

"Yes. I have this growing suspicion that Canada is secretly the world's number one super power. His might may even surpass that of America's." Now Japan was getting excited as well.

"Really?"

"Yes, but no one else knows this, except for possibly France, because Canada keeps it very well hidden under his ninja mask."

"Well that is really interesting! I'll have to keep that in mind from now on. How has China been acting lately?"

"Things seem strange in China right now."

"How so?"

"China's government is getting a little strict. Right now it seems like China is trying very hard not to get sued by China."

"Well, I've never heard of a situation like that."

"Yes, China is…interesting."

"Well, moving on, does Sealand still think he's Sailor Moon?"

"I don't know, I kindly asked Britain to deal with it."

"Britain does not seem like he is very good at bringing up children."

"Yes, America made that same comment yesterday."

His boss stared at him a little unsure of how to respond to that. "Uh, well anyway, how is Britain doing?"

"He seems to have his hands full with France and America."

"I could imagine. Is he still on LSD?"

"No, it appears that that is only part of his culture."

"Oh my."

"He is a strange man, but I do respect him."

"So Japan, if you had to pick at this very moment who your new ally would be, who would you pick?"

Japan thought about this for a moment before answering. "I think I would rather remain closed off to the world."