KingdomRaindrops says: I'm a good person! Honest!

This is my newest story! Obviously... I like to write ones with humor. I just can't STAND tragedy, drama, or angst. CAN'T STAND. So, as you might have guessed, or can tell from looking at the description, this is a funny story! Please review! Give me ideas and/or constructive criticism. I don't mind flames...they keep my house nice and toasty...So, read and enjoy! And laugh! Don't forget laugh!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I don't even own the game! sob Well, I own Chain of Memories...and Namine's making me really, really mad right now...which is why I DO own this flamethrower! But I don't own any of the tunes Kairi hums in this chapter...

Riku and Sora were sitting outside Riku's house being bored.

"Gee, I sure am bored," said Sora. He was bored.

"No kidding." Riku was also bored.

This story is very boring. But don't worry! It's about to get a whole lot better!

Sora picked up a rock and threw it at the side of Riku's house. It made a noise. He threw another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and...

Suddenly the side of the house caved in. "Uh-oh..." Sora watched as the inside of Riku's living room was exposed.

"Riku? What was that? You're not playing with the chainsaw again, are you?" Riku's mom called from inside the house.

"Uh...no, Mom, Sora and I were...um, we're just going to Sora's house! And we probably won't be back for a while, so DON'T come looking for me!" Riku jumped up and started running down the street.

Sora got up and ran after him. "Hey! Wait for meeeeeee!"

Riku and Sora found themselves at Kairi's house. How they got there isn't important, but they were hiding out behind the shed in Kairi's backyard.

They heard footsteps.

"Oh CRA..." Sora started to say, but Riku clamped his hand over his mouth.

"Shhhh...if it's my mom, we don't want her to find us!" he hissed.

Then they heard a familiar voice singing a song. And it was NOT Riku's mom, because Riku's mom can't sing.

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submar..." Kairi rounded the corner and found the two boys cowering in fear. "Uh...hi?"

Riku jumped up. "Oh, Kairi! We weren't afraid or anything, were we, Sora?"

Sora was still whimpering, so Riku hit him upside the head. "Ouch! I mean...uh...we weren't"
Kairi raised an eyebrow. "Yeah right, Sora. I can always tell when you're lying. Because you're really, really bad at it." She put her hands on her hips. "What are you two doing cowering behind my shed?"

"It's Sora's fault!" Riku yelled.

"It's not!" cried Sora, in case Riku's mom had heard.

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Well, I'm not the genius who chucked rocks at the wall!"

"It's not my house!"

"So?"

"It's not my mom, either! She's gonna kill you!"

"Why you little..." Riku started chasing Sora around the shed. "Come back here! I'm gonna kick your butt!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screamed, running around with his hands in the air.

Kairi shook her head. "You two are hopeless. Oh, Riku, your mom's coming over in half-an-hour."

"WHAT!" Riku stopped chasing Sora, who ran into him and fell down. Riku grabbed Kairi by the shoulders. "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! COME ON!" He grabbed Kairi and Sora and started running down the street.

"Hey! Let me go!" Kairi and Sora yelled.

"Over my dead body, which is going to happen if my mom finds me!" Riku kept on running.

"Maybe she didn't notice?" Sora suggested.

"What makes you think she wouldn't notice a HOLE IN THE WALL! And not just a hole! THE ENTIRE WALL ITSELF IS MISSING!" Riku was becoming crazed and just a little bit scary. Okay, a whole lot scary. "Quick! To the gummi ship!"

"But I have to..." Kairi tried to talk some sense into Riku, but the fear of his mother was driving him crazy.

"Hey! It's MY ship! You can't just..." Sora started, but Riku was already shoving them into the gummi ship.

"I can and I will! Sit down!" Riku shoved Kairi and Sora onto the floor and turned the ship on. "We're outta here!"

"Riku, do you even know where..." Sora asked, but by that time it was already too late. The ship had taken off, and, while Riku was safe from his mom...for now...the three of them weren't safe from whatever horrors awaited them...

Meanwhile, at a huge high school out in the middle of a stupid little town that was becoming way too big, a girl shoved through a group of weirdos. "Outta my way! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" She ran down the sidewalk, trying to get away from whatever was pursuing her when she ran into someone.

"Oops. Sorry..." She started to say but stopped when she saw who she had run into. "AUGH! NOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S YOU! Sindey Barette!" (A/N: This person is real. Her name has been slightly changed to hide her identity. But we all know that it's like when those super-heroes put on the little black masks to "hide" their identity...it never helps.)

"Oh, HI, RAIN!" said an obnoxious girl with Emo/Punk clothes. "I haven't seen you in AGES!"

"THAT'S THE POINT!" Rain was pulling out her hair, trying desperately to get past Sindey. She thought she would never escape the clutches of this extremely annoying girl when...WHAM!

"What the-" Rain saw a huge ship slam into Sindey. She cheered. "Yay! My life's dream has been realized!" She ran away from the scene, just in case Sindey miraculously came back. And everyone knows she will eventually...obnoxious people never stay down for the count.

Riku stepped out of the ship. "Man! This isn't Burger Palace!" He got back in, and pretty soon there was nothing left of the ship that had smashed Sindey.

Sindey sat up and sniffed. "Even Ka...I mean RAIN ran away from me!" Suddenly she felt a tap on her shoulder.

"Hi, little annoying girl!" A man with ugly hair wearing an ugly outfit stood behind her. Strangely, he was wearing one of those little black masks..."I'm An...I mean...the mysterious Captain...uh...Evil!"

"Are you supposed to be good?" Sindey sat with that ugly little grin on her face.

"Uh...yeah! Wanna join the DARK SIDE?" Suddenly 'Captain Evil' held a flashlight under his face. "Mwahahahahahahaaa!" he laughed.

"That was kind of weird...but sure!" Sindey stood up and held another flashlight under HER face. "Buwahahahaha!"

"Uh...before you join me, I have to tell you. That is NOT a good evil laugh." Captain Evil hit Sindey on the side of her head with his flashlight. "You really ARE corny and cliche.