A/N: Got this idea listening to the Glee version of the of the classic Madonna song Like a Virgin. I don't have much to say. All I really have to say is gonna be in the description of this video. Anyways! Enjoy!
It was two months until December 16th. Aka, Blaine's 21st Birthday. And there was a...sad revelation he was horribly embarrassed to even admit to most-no-all people he knew. Especially his friends.
"I'mavirgin!" Blaine rushed out as Jeff and Nick stared at him like he was a fresh t-bone stake. "Uh...guys?"
"We couldn't hear you...maybe speak up a bit..." Thad interjected.
"I'M A VIRGIN! There." Blaine sighed as the three other boys laughed out loud. "SHUT UP! God, I knew I shouldn't have told you..." Blaine mumbled as he buried his shameful face in his hands.
"Look...this is an easy fic, B!" Blaine looked up at Nick with warning eyes, to make sure he knew what would happen if he went any further with his most likely sexual fix. "Get a prostitute!" How did he know?!
"In case you forgot...I'm. GAY!" Blaine blurted out, causing most of the restaurant to look directly at him, which made the short boy groan in agony.
"And we're not?!" Jeff said, taking Nick's hand in his. Making the brunette smile at the sparkles that danced along the ring settled perfectly on his finger. "Look, all he's saying is...Get a "Trick", anything! Didn't you say you were constantly mocked in college?"
"No. I didn't...because I didn't tell anyone in college! You probably did!" The three boys blushed in embarrassment.
"Blaine, we're not gonna force you. We know you love rose petals and candles, and all of that other romantic shit..."
"Says the guy that proposed to Natalie with a skywriting, The Warblers, and The Dalton "Orchestra"..." Blaine said flatly...
"You get my point. Anyway...if you want, we can find a date for you, or you can go with Nick's idea. It's all up to you. I know a guy that-"
"Wait, you "know a guy" does Natalie "know this guy"..." Blaine interjected.
"No! Not like that, No! He's my brother and he owns "Manly Pleasures". This like...Gay Escort thing or something...I'm not really sure. But if you want, you can stop by and say Thad sent you. A friend of mine actually met his future husband there...of course, he was one of the non-sexual-" Thad rambled until and obviously irritated Jeff and Nick interrupted him...
"Ok! We got it!"
"Look, all I'm trying to say is...after Sebastian, and Bradley, and Adam, and Curtis, and Oliver.." Blaine glared as Thad went on and on, going through a list of all of his ex-boyfriend's names, "You should really get out there. It might be good for you. Whether it be from my brother's business or some shitty dating website. All I want is the best for you. Remember, you were the best man at my wedding, after all..."
"Which Wes almost beat you with his gavel for choosing me instead of him..." Blaine added.
"But like I've been trying to say. I want you to find the one you're supposed to be with. Your soulmate. And I don't care if that's from "Manly Pleasures" or Plenty of Fish...as long as you find the one you love...I'll be happy. Ok?" Now, while the sentiment did make it obvious that Thad cared...it was just a lot at once...
"Should I try Plenty of Fish...?" Blaine asked.
"Look, here's Jason's card. Call him. Have him set you up...I just want the best for you B. No matter where it comes from..."
Blaine's eyes scanned the card as he read over all of the information it contained.
Jason Harwood
Owner & Operator (COO) of Manly Pleasures
My Personal Office Hours: 6:00(am)-11:00(pm)
Manly Pleasures is open 24 Hours
Call (917)-830-4762 to request a night with one of our many studs
Blaine bit his lip. It all did seem kinda sleazy...but what other choice did he have...
