Edward was sparkling as usual when he was killed by a MYSTERIOUS PERSON!

At Renesmees house there were TOYS because Jacob was DEAD! Bella refused to tell her daughter because she would be struck by sadness forever! But Bella didn't know that her beloved Edward was also not alive anymore!

Meanwhile Draco was sitting in a couch, pondering. His father was abusing him because it's impossible that his father actually likes him in a story. Draco wondered if maybe he and his mom should escape. They could move to another country, like Azerbaijan. According to rumors there were ice bears there. Draco liked ice bears for some reason but he didn't know why. The magical toaster in the other room was singing: "Do you ever feel like a feather, drifting through the Hogwarts corridor, wanting to leave? Do you ever feel emo and abused like abused emos do, one blow from giving up...?" Draco wondered where that toaster learned those filthy muggle words.

Suddenly his mom entered the room and dragged him out of the house. "We're leaving", she said with a voice sweeter than clouded sandwiches. Draco narrowed his eyes. "We're moving to Hermione Granger's house", she said then. Draco was about to question why but there was no logical reason that would make the plot work so Narcissa refused to answer. They didn't think about apparition so they took a taxi to Forks.

Bella opened the door. "Hi", said Narcissa. "Hi", said Bella. "I am the future Hermione." Draco looked at her with eyes that looked like Sponge bob Square pants. "She has traveled back to the past to prevent the interrupt able", Bella explained like it was actually logical. Draco pretended to understand. "She sent me, her future self, here, and my family here to the house of the past." "Yeah, yeah", Draco said and walked into the house. He wondered why he felt so empty inside when Bella didn't say anything else to him. He could impossibly be in love with her because love at first sight only happens to wizards at the age of seventeen and Draco wasn't seventeen yet, he was only sixteen and a half.

The car industry was pretentious according to the fat guy who will be THE MAIN CHARACTER

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