Resident Evil: Things that didn't happen but should've
Another Vieraheart/Wight Mamba (and maybe even some from Krostko the Saiyaryl!) collaboration. We were playing Resident Evil 4 and during certain moments, said to each other: wouldn't it be funny if such n' such happened, and then we came up with a whole list of these things and decided to make a story about it. It's a series of oneshots that may or may not be related. May be very OOC, and meant to be humourous
Why Wesker Really Has Cat Eyes
Ada walked into the house, holding a cat carrier and suitcases. She suddenly came face to face with about forty cats. Wesker was in the kitchen, eating cat food.
"When you asked me to move in, you never said anything about these cats." Ada said angrily. Wesker entered the room, still holding the can of cat food.
"What's wrong with my cats?"
"Xiao doesn't get along with other cats."
Ada let another cat out of the cat carrier. The cat started rubbing against Wesker.
"She likes me fine!" Wesker exclaimed
"You aren't a cat."
"I'm half-cat."
"You just have the eyes!" Ada was getting very annoyed. Especially since Xiao had chosen now to hiss at the other cats.
"Be nice. I have cat eyes for a reason!!"
Ada sighed. "You just messed with the T-virus." She stated.
"No. It's because my father was a cat! These cats are my no-good half-siblings who don't pay for anything."
"Really? How does that work?"
Wesker picked up a tomcat. "Why don't you find out? Whisker says he likes you!"
What have I gotten myself into? Ada asked herself.
"Hey don't blame your decisions on me!" Said Wesker "You want milk in your tea?"
"What was that?" Asked Ada
"Uhhh nothing…" Said Wesker