(Totally random shit... Enjoy!)
Finally, it was Christmas. "Jingle bells, jingle bells," sang Tobi while hanging beautiful decorations on the Akatsuki Christmas tree. "Deidara-senpai, Tobi needs you!" Tobi heard a laugh before Deidara showed up. "Got your ass into it this time too?" Tobi nodded and tried to find a way out of the little shining lights that he was tucked into. "For fuck's sake! Why the hell is there a fucking…" Hidan stomped out in something that couldn't be described as delightful. "What the hell are you wearing?!" Deidara asked and started to laugh. "It's fucking Tobi's fault! He fucking dressed me like this at night! I'm a fucking deer! For fuck's sake! Where are my clothes?" Hidan barked and looked murderous at Deidara. "Tobi is a good boy. Tobi handed the clothes over to Kakuzu-san." Hidan vanished from the room, looking for Kakuzu. "TOBI!"
"What did you do to Sasori-danna?" asked Deidara and looked around. Sasori rushed inside the room, very embarrassed, and very, very mad. "Sasori-san looks pretty! Tobi was right in choosing that outfit!" Tobi squealed with joy and forgot all about the lights he was tucked into. Sasori was looking like a cute little elf. "Where are my clothes, Tobi?" While Sasori waited for an explanation Kisame and Itachi came in. Itachi dressed as an elf too, and Kisame as the blue Santa Claus. "Tobi, if you don't tell us where the clothes are, I am positively going to kill you," Itachi said monotone as ever. "Eh… Tobi is a good boy. Tobi will tell you all! Kakuzu-san, got all the clothes, and…"
"HELL NO! Fucking damn shit!" Everybody turned in the direction the swearing came from and was not surprised to find Hidan coming. "He burned them! Kakuzu fucking burned the fucking clothes!" Itachi didn't change his expression, but the other did. "What?" Their mouths popped open and they stared at Hidan in shock.
"T-O-B-I!" Hidan first, with Kisame right behind and then the elves Itachi and Sasori ran after Tobi, the good boy. "I'll fucking kill you!"
"No, I will be the one who kills him!" Deidara sat in the couch watching the freak show and laughed quietly to himself as Kakuzu came into the room too. "What a Christmas. Oh, merry Christmas Deidara," he said and sat down in a chair, looking at the freak show too. "Merry Christmas." And they both ended up laughing on the couch and chair, looking at Tobi, Hidan, Kisame, Itachi and Sasori who still held the freak show up and going.
"Tobi is a good boy!"
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