Bender: Well since I got extremely disturbed from reading this one fanfic, no I won't tell you which one cause I'm afraid of losing any respect I have from you guys. -_- Oh, but I'll give you a hint. It made me want to kill Ikuto. Yep. Not Tadase. Ikuto. I've even started calling Tadase by his real name. Don't worry, I'm not turnign Tadamu, I still love Amuto. ^_^ Now for my short crack series!

Amu: What's it about?

Bender: The notes my manag/anime obsessed friend and I share. Check out her profile cause I've read some stuff she's written and it's awesome! .net/u/2121227/ Oh but don't listen to her! I AM NOT A RAPIST! MY MIND IS STILL SLIGHTLY INNOCENT!!!

Ikuto: -bursts out laughing- This coming from the person that says they have sex hair and swears like a freakin sailor!

Bender: -_- -Ikuto still making fun of me in the background- Anyway, please also keep in mind that we seriosuly did write these notes in class XD Pray we don't get caught please!! XD Oh and I'll be bleeping out some names for my own sanity.

Chaiu: -censor- is annoying.

WRITE!!!

Me: He's VERY annoying.

Chaiu: Zu like v -beep-

Me: Shuddap!

Chaiu: Zu like him!

Me: Point?

Chaiu: Zu want his babies! (Wtf right?)

Me: -death glare- I'll kill you in your sleep

Chaiu: -smiles deviosuly- You know you want them! You want to cuddle with him alll niiight looooong.

Me: ...No comment

Chaiu: You love him soo much -smiles-

Me: -holds up pencil evilly- Shuddap!

Chaiu: No -puts up shield- You agree with him. LOVE

Me: ...Shut the ef up...

Chaiu: No

Me: -_-"

Chaiu: -^w^- You gonna rape him?

Me: WTF!?

Chaiu: You gonna?

Me: WTF!? NO!!!

Chaiu: Aka, yes...

Me: Nope

Chaiu: Yep

Me: Nooooo

Chaiu: Yesssss

Me: -whacks in head with baseball bat- (I really did write it jsut like that XD)

Chaiu: TT^TT You wanna rape him you just don wanna admit it

Me: -_-" I hate you. And for the last time NO!

Chaiu: TT^TT TTvTT Yes you do

Me: No I DON'T!!! And stop giving me sex hair!!!

Chaiu: Sex? Like what you wish with...

Me: Damn you and your dirty mind!

Chaiu: ...Ikuto (Ikuto: What!? Bender: What? She seriously wrote that!)

Me: Woot!

Chaiu: What you want with Ikuto is sex...

Me: Pfft! What!? No! Well maybe...

Chaiu: HaHa truth!! You gonna rape BOTH of them!

Me: ...No comment -_-"
Chaiu: So not rape Ikuto?

Me: ...Maybe...

Chaiu: No rape -beep-

Me: Shut up...

Chaiu: Is rape -beep-?

Me: I hate you so much right now -_-"

Chaiu: -^w^- You know you love me

Me: ^w^ Most of the time

Chaiu: -^w^- All the time!

Me: Nope. Most. XD

Chaiu: XoX -dies-

Bender: I swear on my life that we seriously wrote that. And just so you know, censor and beep were two different people.

Ikuto: Why was I involved in this!?

Bender: -shrug- She's the one that wrote your name. And even if people don't like this I'll be uploading every new thing of notes we write. ^_^