a/n: i worked REALLY hard on this story, so be kind in reveiws. this 1 is probably my best. all you haters dont comment. enjoy!
it was a quiet day in finn and jakes house. nothing was really going on. then sudenly, there was a knock at the door. it was spongebob squarepants, and he was holding an AK47 and an M9. he ran into the house. 'holy shit guys, its happening!" he stated. 'what is' said jake. 'THE WAR' spongebob said. 'oh my fucking god! what the fuck!' finn shouted. finn got his Uzi and some grenades and jake gots his Vector CRB. they ran outside and saw the war.
there were a million terorists outside. they had bombs and guns too. they all shouted 'allahu akbar' as the shot at finn jake and spongebob. the trio of heros started shooting at the terorists, until a starfish walked into there house. 'whats up?' finn stated. 'my name is patrick star. i know how to defeat these motherfuckers. i used to run the China Army.' said the starfish. they started to plan the attack. after planning, they got to work.
they all got into 1 helicopter. they crashed it into the crowd of terorists. the helicopter explode, and they all ran out throwing grenades and shoting their guns. after 45 minutes, all the terorists died. thats what they thought, but one terorists tried to suicide bomb finn and jakes house. spongebob jumped in and stopped him, then he kill him. after that, they went inside the house to smoke pot and drink beer.
as they inside, finn stated 'we make a good team.' 'yeah' patrick said. they did drugs, went home, and lived on.
THE END