Here is a song parody that I wrote. the tune and stuff is Mirandasings "Song to the Haters". go look that up before you read this. :) enjoy.
Italics are the spoken parts, normal is if they're singing.
Piper: alright, here we go, guys.
Frank: I'm sick of being bullied around.
Piper: Hey guys it's me Piper, the famous Piper McLean!
Frank: I have haters who are mean, rude, nasty, and all those kinds of things.
Jason: In the PJO fandom, they're always making a fuss. They wanna be just like me-
Frank: those haters are just jealous.
Piper, Jason, and Frank: because they're haterrrs! H-A-T-R-E-S.
Annabeth: Back off!
Leo: BACK OFF!
Jason: they're jealous of my talents, because I kill monsters. Empousa, venti, giants, Gaea, and more to be defeated yet.
Piper: they're jealous of my booty, I was bootiful when I was boooorn! They're jealous of my clothing, 'cause I don't dress like porn.
Piper, Jason, and Frank: because they're haterrrrs! H-A-T-R-E-S.
Hazel: BACK OFF!
Percy: Back OFF!
Jason: They're jealous of my girlfriends, I have so many baes!
Piper: Wait, what?
Frank: but I just say "Yeah rite" 'cause haters gonna hate.
Jason: they think by posting rude comments, they'll get us to slack off.
Frank: but we just keep on fighting and tell 'em "HATERS BACK OFF!"
Piper, Jason, Frank, and Octavian: Because they're haterrrrs! H-A-T-R-E-S.
Jason: what are you doing here?
Piper: no one likes you.
Frank: I got a message for you haters: you can't make me lose!
Octavian: just because you've got them dirty low down-
All: HATERS BACK OFF BLUUUUUES!
Percy: Go away, Octavian.
What did you think?