My Pet Derpachu

by Purple Elf Of Darkness

Zant brings home a Derpachu(A derpy Pikachu Counterpart), and he, Vaati, and Bella think of all the awesome things they can do with it. But this Derpachu isn't all it seems to be... Vaati and Zant(c) Nintendo Pikachu(c) Game Freak Note: THIS IS A SMOSH PARODY OF MY PET PIKACHU!

1. My Pet Derpachu Makes Breakfast

The pokemon was yellow. The pokemon had red cheeks. The pokemon had a lightning shaped tail. The pokemon looked like a rat. The pokemon was wearing a pink bikini. The pokemon had a derpy expression on its face.

"What. The. Hell. Is. That?" Bella asked Zant with a tone of anger in her voice.

"He's my new pet Derpachu," Zant said proudly.

"Say hi Derpachu."

"Uh, Derpachu?" Derpachu said.

Vaati poked the pokemon in the face, and it blinked.

"What the hell does he do if he's so awesome?"

"Well…" Zant thought for a minute.

"He could make breakfast."

My Pet Derpachu Makes Breakfast

"Toast me Derpachu!" Vaati said, holding up a piece of bread.

"Derpa…chu!" Derpachu sent out an electric shock at the bread and toasted it in flash.

"Awesome!" Bella said.

"Quick, egg me Derpachu!" Zant said, holding up an egg.

"DERPACHU!"

The shock made the egg explode all over Zant's face. Zant stood there for a minute.

"AWESOME!" He shouted with joy.