i haven't seen the new star wars yet so here's a college au

finn was taking an online quiz to find out his harry potter house

"gryfindor!" he shouted a lil like dumbledore but less old man-ish

COINCIDENTALLY his roommate whose name i do not know was just getting back from the coffee shop au across the street from the two guy friends' apartment

"im probs hufflepuff or something" the roommate said in whatever voice he has "but i sure do love being a pilot i think"

their lesbian friend rey followed

"im gonna practice fencing shit im cool"

"dang ur right as heck rey" finn smiled and gave a thumbs up. he cute too. they all cute.

the three bffs go to harvard because they have a great piloting program for the roommate. finn is undecided of what he gonna be but yikes he is great at using guns. rey is going into psychology.

rey, the pilot, and finn go outside and hOLY GUACAMOL THEY RUN INTO KYLO REN. UGH KYLO REN.

"ugh (hi)" greeted kylo ren. kylo ren works at the local hot topic. they never hired him he just showed up and blended in. one day they tried to hire him and like give him money but he declined sayin he was doing what grandpappy always wanted him to do. he does however accept black eyeliner, not charcoal lol...

"hey kylo ren where ya headed to?" finn is such a nice guy to even talk to this emo loser.

"ugh (college)" kylo ren replied

"hahah oh my golly same bro!" finn can relate.

with a flip of his hair kylo ren stomped off. the roommate used to get offended by the stomping but then learned that kylo ren can't walk right. its not because of a disability no this emo shit is just always MAD AS HELLL.

maybe if kylo ren would cut his black hair he would realize that he's actually headed to HOT TOPIC not HARVARD. he goes to hrvard too.

finn, rey, and pie all go to literature class with professor C3POH. that teacher's golden hair shines very bright an the kid love him except RtooDoo who looks like dee dee from dexter's lab except with blue streak :/

"get your books out kids" prof C3 said and hit that chalk board.

"we'e not kids :/" RtooDtoo rolled their eyes.

"literally shut the $$$$ up, R!" the prof got PISSED.

"im friggin leaving oh my god" RtooDtoo flew out that window. holy crepe!

RtooDtoo was lowkie C3 's fave student but they're so crazed.

finn read to kill a mockingjay and was angered by it

rey and pie also read it and were angered because they're all decent human beings

-END CHAPTER 1-