Me and my friend decided to write a crackfic using the personalities of the Abridged series characters. This does not mean I won't be continuing my other story, this is just for a laugh and will go for just a few chapters. Read, enjoy, review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the characters in this story. Everything apart from plot belongs to Kazuki Takahashi.

Chapter 1:

An Unexpected Visitor

"Will you bloody well hurry up I have to use the loo! No wonder people think you're queer." Bakura said as he stood at the door to the bathroom banging incessantly.

"Shut up, you're gayer!" Malik shouted back as he straightened his hair at the bathroom counter.

"No, I'm just British!"

"So you claim! Besides, I want to look my best if we're going clubbing." Malik said as he applied extra hairspray.

"Will you stop primping yourself; my gaydar is having a seizure!"

As Bakura continued to slam against the door it opened up, causing Bakura to fall forwards onto his knees. His hands reached out before him to grasp Malik's hips to stop himself from falling into Malik but there was too much force behind Bakura's fall, and he hit his forehead on the belt buckle of the figure now standing before him that was now flicking his hair in a more than slightly feminine way as the light shone off it.

"Bloody hell, Malik!" Cursed Bakura just as Anzu walked in on the tableau of Bakura kneeling before Malik.

"Hey guys, I've lost my deck, have you-"

"Why is it so darn big? It bloody well hurts!"

"I thought you said you liked it!" Said Malik, sounding hurt.

"Well that's when it wasn't in my face!"

Upon hearing these words Anzu started drooling a little and promptly fainted. The boys heard the thud that coincided with her connecting with the ground and turned to see Anzu babbling on like an idiot on the ground.

"Oh bollocks" Bakura cursed as Malik walked over to Anzu. Bakura got up off of his knees and sauntered after him.

"Well, what do we do with it?" Malik was standing over her body then shifted his gaze from Anzu to Bakura who was now standing on the other side of her.

"Well first of all, it's a she, not an it. Secondly, we should probably help her. And thirdly I think I'm starting to get a bruise from your belt buckle..." The prominent image of a lightning bolt was forming on Bakura's forehead. Bakura nudged Anzu with his foot to see if he got a reaction. He got no reply and he mumbled under his breath "Stupid Pharaoh groupies."

Bakura bent down to pick up the obtrusive girl in his arms and flung her over his shoulder so that her upper half was dangling behind Bakura. "Come on, we better return her to her harem."

"She has a harem?"Asked Malik, puzzled.

"No, Yami's, you know before when we were saying...Oh never mind. You're just too queer." Bakura said while walking out the front door of their apartment, Malik hot on his heels.

"I'm not gay!"

"Hah, Yami, I'm finally going to beat you!" Jou claimed as he stared at his hand and the cards on the table. Yami smirked before responding.

"I'm sorry, Jou but I'm going to have to foil your plans once again." He showed everyone the cards in his hand to prove his point.

"Ra Dammit, Yami, you do this every time. How do you always draw the card you need?" Jou was furious as he threw his cards on the table.

"You just have to believe in the heart of the cards, Jou." Yami stated calmly as he placed his cards down. Honda thought it was time to interject.

"Maybe it's time we stop playing poker now guys." Honda stood up from the small table that the five boys were sitting at and went to the cupboard with all of the games in it. "What do you want to play next?" Just at that moment the doorbell rung.

"Well we haven't played truth or dare yet" Yugi said as he stood up and headed for the door.

Upon opening the door Bakura strode forward through the threshold carrying Anzu over his shoulder with Malik tailing him. Bakura flung Anzu on the couch, saying "I believe this belongs to you."

"Anzu?!" Exclaimed Yugi. "But she's a girl! She'll ruin our super-special-awesome-manly-studly poker night!" The other four guys murmured a chorus of agreement.

Otogi sat with his feet rested on the poker table and his hands behind his head. "So just go give her to someone else." Sexy back could be heard faintly in the background as Otogi spoke.

"What, why me? I just brought her here!"

Music started up again as Otogi spoke. "Because you obviously have nothing better to do than to carry an unconscious girl around Domino at 10 at night. Plus we're busy." The music promptly stopped as Otogi did.

"Where is that delightful music coming from?" Malik looked around the room for the source of the music whilst everyone stared at him blankly.

"Moving the bloody hell away from Malik's crazy, where am I supposed to take her this late at night?" Bakura said irritated at the notion that he would have to carry Anzu around some more.

"Don't know don't care" Said Otogi as he picked up Anzu in his arms with ease and thrust her into Bakura's arms while ushering him out the door.

"Seeya later, Harry Potter!" Jou called out to the white haired boy, making reference to the blatantly obvious bruise that now situation itself on Bakura's forehead. The door slammed behind them and the inconsistent music stopped.

"It's because I'm British isn't it!" Bakura called back at the blonde through the width of the door.

"What's a Harry Potter?" Malik looked to Bakura as he waited for a response.

"If you read anything other than yaoi you'd know." Bakura readjusted Anzu so that she was once again over his shoulder and started walking off in search of somewhere to drop the catatonic Anzu.

"Ok Yugi, your turn. Truth or dare?" The wolf whistles and giggles of the five boys inside could be faintly heard through the door as the two overtly flamboyant males headed off. Bakura's ring started to quake on his chest.

"Malik stop being such a poof, we have an unconscious girl to deliver." Presuming it was Malik's fault that the ring was acting up.

"I'm not gay!"

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