Hey guess what! I will show you exactly what happens when Double D loses his hat… THE UNIVERSE FALLS APART!! Anyways, as a warning, this story is going to be VERY Random (AKA: crackfic). So, enjoy what happens when I'm not feeling sane.
Don't criticize this because it's random, saying "OMG THIS MAKES NO SENSE!1!!!1!"I already told you, this is supposed to be RANDOM!!
I do not own anything in this fiction.
Chapter I: The not-so-epic Prologue
It was a normal day when the universe fell apart. Double D woke up normally, and quickly dressed into his red shirt and purple pants. He walked towards his closet. That's where he kept his neatly-folded clothes. However, this time, he discovered something truly horrifying. It could very well make the entire universe fall apart.
"MY HAT IS GONE!!!"
"OH NO!!" Ed yelled, crawling out from under the bed along. Double D just stared at the single-eyebrowed Ed-boy.
"Why are you here?" Double D asked.
Ed shrugged. "My momma was yelling at the refrigerator to give Sarah some Orange Juice, so I decided to sleep over at your place. Plus, I love how this place smells like carpet!"
Eddy ran into the room through the window. "Hey boys! How's- OH MY GOSH!!" He noticed the hatless Double D. "THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO FALL APART AS WE KNOW IT!! SOON EVERYTHING WILL REVERSE!!"
Double D raised an eyebrow at Eddy. "Please Eddy, the universe will not fall apart because my hat is missing."
Ed poked Eddy. "Look." He pointed at a convenient trail of mud-laced footsteps leading to the window. The Eds looked out the window to reveal a shady dude running away with the precious sock hat in his grasp.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Eddy yelled. The shady guy ran away.
"Still, I don't think it was such a good idea for him to be waving a sign that says 'I HAVE DOUBLE D'S HAT, YOU IDIOTS' sticking out of his head." Double D added.
Ed quickly grabbed a bucket and shoved it on Double D's head. "We cannot let the secret of his head be released to the mutants of Hades!" He yelled for no reason. Double D then stepped back 3 paces away from Ed.
Eddy was sweating. "QUICK! WE GOTTA GET DOUBLE D'S HAT BACK!!" Be grabbed Double D and Ed by the throats and jumped out the window.
Eddy landed in a thorn bush, and Ed and Double D landed in a convenient pile of feathers. However, Ed bloated rapidly and said. "I'm allergic!" He then violently...
EXPLODES!!!
But lives.
After Ed miraculously recovered in three seconds, the Eds decided to walk around the Cul-de-sac, to see Jimmy violently beat up Kevin, Rolf becoming a straight-up gangster (word), Jonny throwing Plank into the wood chipper, Nazz and Sarah also beating up Kevin, and Plank's ghost coming out of nowhere and starting to possess a toaster and start makking a huge economical take over with a company (Motto: Potato for your soul?).
"HOLY CRUD! LOOK!" Kevin yelled for no reason while being given a wet wily from Jimmy. He pointed at a golden tractor coming to run over him.
"The entire universe is falling apart!" Ed yelled. Suddenly his eyes turned distant and he said "The sum of the five equals 69 is the sum of the square root minus Pi and forty two multiplied by Seven hundred and twenty two!"
"OH NO! IT GOT LUMPY!!!" Eddy yelled dramatically, falling in slow-motion.
Double D started to sweat rapidly. "Quickly gentlemen! That-a way!" He pointed to some direction and the other Eds started to follow. Little did they know of the epic quest ahead of them.
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