Kiss
So this is going to be a Merlin Crack-fic! I like writing these…
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Merlin and Arthur were having a staring contest cuz Arthur challenged Merlin and said he couldn't beat him and stuff so Merlin was like OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH?
So yeah, they had been staring at each other all morning.
Since they had been staring at each other for hours, people eventually started to watch, so there were people staring at people staring at each other.
All was silent, for hours. No one dared to so much as breathe too loudly lest they miss the first blink.
Then, a loud cry bellowed out over the crowd.
"KISS!" it screamed.
Before long, the word turned into a chant, infecting all the peeps that were watching the prince and manservant.
"KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!"
Eventually, both of them got sick of the chanting, so Arthur spoke.
"Can we temporarily pause our duel? He asked Merlin.
"Okay," Merlin agreed.
They both blinked like 83 times.
Everyone was still chanting.
So, they were all like FINE and leaned in toward each other and kissed.
And OF COURSE, Uther poofed next to them as a little floaty ghost thing.
"ARTHUR, WHAT THE ACTUAL CRAPPY CRAP?!" he yelled. "NOW YOU HAS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND MARRY HIM!"
"Wat," Arthur derped.
So, that very day, they were married.
As they went on their honeymoon via a giant onion carriage, they didn't see Uther's ghost giggling with Gwaine, for they were unaware that the whole thing was orchestrated by them to make their fave ship canon.
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