Yori: Hello all. It's waaaay past my bedtime but I decided to stay up and post this. Even though I know it's probably not that good :P Just some random thing me and my friend Tifa made up at Youmacon
Reborn: If you knew it wasn't good why did you post it, dame-Yori
Yori: Shut up Reborn! You're not even in this story. Go away!
Reborn: You mean script. This is a script. Not a story
Yori: _ I so knew that. Anways....I do not own anything from Code Geass, Reborn, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy, or Pet shop of Horrors....and neither does Tifa.
Reborn: You should consider yourselves lucky they dont
Yori: SHUT UP!!! I no own. Tifa no own. You no sue.
Crime Spree
Characters: Sunako, Mizori, Cloud, Sesshomaru, Hibari, Gino, and random people we decide to include
By: Sayori Wakaba and Tifa Lockheart
Chapter one:
xxx At a huge house on some unknown street xxx
Gino - OH MY GOD IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! EVERYBODY RUN! AHHHHHH!
Hibari - Oh for the love of all that's holy. GINO! IT'S NOT THE APOCALYPSE! CALM DOWN DAMMIT!
Gino - You didn't have to yell…….Meanie! (goes into emo corner)
Hibari - Whatever (pays no attention to Gino)
Cloud - Why can't you two get along? You're always fighting.
Hibari - I'll get along with him when spiders grow fairy wings and fly. Until then no.
Cloud - So if I go take the wings off of a fairy and put it on a spider and make it fly you'll get along with him?
Hibari - ………………..shut up Cloud
Sesshomaru - Here we go again
Cloud - What's that supposed to mean?
Sesshomaru - It means you're an idiot and Hibari why do you even bother trying to talk to that retard?
Hibari - He talked to me first……
Sesshomaru - Don't even start that again
Gino - (comes out of no where) Start what again?
Sesshomaru and Hibari- SHUT UP!
Gino - Why?
Hibari - Just close your mouth.
Gino - But I don't wanna!
Sesshomaru - GINO! SHUT UP! WHY CAN'T YOU BE QUIET LIKE CLOUD ---- wait a minute….where is Cloud?
(Hibari and Sesshomaru look around)
Hibari - I thought I told you to watch him.
Sesshomaru - Since when is that retard my problem?
Hibari - Since I made him your problem.
Sesshomaru - Since when do you give me commands?
Hibari - Ever since you changed into a dog for three months and acted like you were my pet.
Sesshomaru - Shut up. That's what dogs do. They're mans best friend.
Hibari - Yeah, ok, sure. But I thought you were a demon. Not a dog.
Sesshomaru - A dog demon. So there (sticks out tongue)
Hibari - (anime sweat drop)
Gino - I like cheeze!
Sesshomaru - So do I but you don't have announce it to everyone
Gino - But I like cheeze!
Hibari - Gino I swear to god if you don't shut up I will shove a piece of cheeze down your throat!
Gino - YAY!
Sesshomaru- How about I stick my shoe up your…
(somebody runs in and trips and falls on their face)
Hibari - WTF
(weird person gets up)
Weird person/Cloud - I saw some things……
Gino - What things?
Weird person/Cloud - THINGS! I SAW THINGS! OMG THEY WERE HORRIBLE!
Sesshomaru - Cloud, just tell us what you saw so we can on with our lives
Gino - Hold on a second……this creepy dude is Cloud?
Hibari - You big piece of stupid. Of course its --- never mind. I'm not gonna say anything.
Sesshomaru - Don't try to explain small things to a stupid person
Cloud - THE THING! IT'S COMING THIS WAY! EVERYBODY HIDE! (jumps into a bush and hurts himself) owie!
Hibari - Imma just stand here and wait till this thing comes. I wanna see it.
Gino - I DON'T WANNA SEE THE THING! (dives into the same bush and hits Cloud)
Sesshomaru - Oh my god. This is why I don't hang out with stupid people.
(Footsteps are heard coming down the sidewalk)
Hibari - Did you hear that?
Sesshomaru - Of course I heard that. That was the plan the authors of this script made.
Hibari - Huh? What are you talking about?
Sesshomaru - Nothing. Nothing at all. Forget I said anything.
Authors - Stick with the script and shut up Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru - Eep! Sorry! I'm so sorry Ms. Author 1 and Ms. Author two who shall not be named! O.O
Author 1 - Good Sesshomaru. You'll get your bone later.
Sesshomaru - YAY!
Hibari -………..O.o……..uh…..do I even want to know?
Sesshomaru - No not really….anyways……lets move on!
(characters get back on track)
Sunako - Sumimasen Doggy-san, Birdy-san
(Sesshomaru and Hibari turn around…….and then freak out)
Sesshomaru and Hibari - AHHHHHH!!!! (jump and climb a tree)
Sunako - What's your guy's problem? I was just trying to ask a question.
Sesshomaru - It's not our fault you scared us and look like some happy sweet Lolita freak!
Sunako - And you look like Ayame Sohma
Sesshomaru - Don't compare me to that fag!
Sunako - Aya-kun's not a fag! He has a girlfriend dumb dumb!
(Also note that Sunako acts childish a lot)
Sesshomaru - Well his girlfriend look like a dude to me
Sunako - SHE IS NOT A DUDE! SHE'S A LADY!
Sesshomaru - Dude looks like a lady
Sunako - I love that song!
Sesshomaru - Of course you do. Your characters based of Yori!
Author 1 - Sesshomaru! Follow. The. Fuckin. Script!
Sesshomaru - Right. Right. Sorry.
Hibari -………where do those voices keep coming from?
Sunako - NARNIA! For Aslan!
Hibari -Whose Aslan?
Sunako - You….don't know….Aslan?
Hibari - Uh…..no….
Sunako - OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! HE'S LIKE THE GREATEST TALKING LION IN THE WORLD! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW HIM?!?!?!?!
Hibari - A talking lion? Really? You expect me to believe that you have a talking lion.
Sunako - Chez! My babysitter gave him to me and I named him after the real Aslan
Hibari - And just who is your babysitter?
Sunako - D!
Hibari - Who the hell is D?
Sesshomaru - Count D owns a pet shop in China town and is known for selling people strange pets from human like birds to rabbits that look like little girls.
Hibari - And how do you know this?
Sesshomaru - I was born there!
Hibari - Ah. That explains a lot.
Sesshomaru - Explains what?
Hibari - Nothing. Just don't worry about it.
Cloud - (jumps out of bush) STOP TALKING TO HER! SHE'S EVIL! EVIL!
Hibari - And Cloud you stupid. Stupid.
Cloud - I am not stupid! I am mentally challenged!
Hibari - Same difference you still stupid.
Cloud - You know what Hibari, go play with scissors with Mukuro.
Hibari - …………I'll kill you
Cloud - O_O (runs away) CHEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Sesshomaru - Was that really called for?
Gino - (comes out of bush) I want cheese! Somebody said cheeze! I want some cheeze!
Sesshomaru - Didn't we have this conversastion already?
Gino - ……I don't remember
Hibari - Can we just go. I'm sick of all of you.
Gino - MEANIE!
Hibari - Kami korusu yo
Gino - NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!
Sunako - The apocolypse? Really? I thought that was in 2012
(girl walks over)
Mizori - I was looking for you……all day. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU SUNAKO!
Sunako - um……..messing with the creepers
Sesshomaru - Wtf? I'm not a creeper!
Sunako - You look like one Mr. Doggy
Mizori - Mr. Doggy?
Sunako - Chez chez chez. He doggy-san!
Mizori - I don't even care lets go
Sunako - No!
Mizori - Don't make me angry right now
Sunako - Sunako no care!
Mizori - Oh god. Here we go with the third person
Sunako - Sunako wanna stay! Sunako wanna stay and bother the creepers! (cries)
Mizori - Well Count D said if you don't go back home he's gonna turn you into a rabbit
Sunako - O_O ooooooooo BUNNY-CHAN! SUNAKO WANNA BE BUNNY-CHAN!
Mizori - Oh god. I wanna tranquilize her. I need my gun. I need my gun!
Sunako - NO GUN MOMMY! NO GUN!
Mizori - Did you really just say that?
Sunako - Chez. You mommy and count D daddy
Mizori - Kill yourself
Sunako - Sunako try! Seppy send Sunako back! And heaven no want Sunako. And the people in limbo sent Sunako back too.
Mizori - Well, you could always go sit in a box underground and wait there
Sunako - Ewwww. Wormies!
Mizori - You gave worms a cute name. You can't be scared of them.
Sunako - But that's how seppy said you pronounce their name
Mizori - Seppy lied
(Sesshomaru, Hibari, and Gino inch away)
Sunako - Where the hell do you think you're going!
Hibari - To go get you some……….uh……..icecream?
Sesshomaru - and some rittlen
Mizori - (laughs)
Sesshomaru - What?
Mizori - Even if you did give that child rittlen it aint gonna work
Sesshomaru - Why not?
Mizori - She's special……..very special
Sunako - Yay! Sunako special! Sunako set things on fire by looking at them!
Mizori - I told you not to say that in public.
Sunako - Just like you say Sunako never say that Sunako can read peoples thoughts?
Mizori - Yes. Just like that you big retard
Sunako - Sunako no big retard! Sunako vertically challenged!
Mizori - Okay. No. No. I'm calling count D. This isn't gonna work
Sunako - D! YAY!
(Mizori calls count D)
*Phone converasation*
Count D - Hello? How may I help you?
Mizori - Why are you talking like that?
Count d - Cause that's how you have to talk when you answer the phone at a shop. Duh.
Mizori - You knew it was me though.
Count D - My store lacks caller ID
Mizori - Idiot!
Count D - I know you are but what am I?
Mizori - Stupid! Now, come get Sunako!
Count D - Why? I thought she only came over here on weekends.
Mizori - Cause I'm busy and I have a life and…….she's driving up a fucken wall
Count d - What do you mean? Sunako is such a nice child
Mizori - Kill yourself
Count D - But its true. She's always so nice and helpful when she's here
Mizori - That's when she's there not here
Count D - Fine, fine. I'll be there. (hangs up)
Mizori - Bastard (hangs up)
*end conversastion*
Sunako - He come here?
Mizori - Yes. Yes he is.
Sunako - Okay Sunako ---- (faints)
Mizori - Walks away
Sesshomaru - …….what happened to her? (points at evil child)
Hibari - Idk. I didn't see anything -- (looks at needle in her arm) Who the hell stuck her with a needle? (looks at Cloud)
Cloud - I……uh……..eh…….GINO! He did it!
Gino - Oh my god! No! I like crazy people!
Sesshomaru - That's not very hard to believe. I mean look whose writing the story. Of course you like stupid, insane people.
Author 1/Yori - Sesshomaru! The script! Follow the damn script! Don't make me come down there!
Author 2/Tifa - You know what? We should kill them off now and get it over with.
A1/Y - So true
A2/T - But we do need them for the story
A1/Y - Damn……oh well…..on with the story!
Hibari - Okay I know I've met those two before
Sesshomaru - No. No you haven't. I don't know what you're talking about. It's definitely not Tifa and Yori. Nope nope nope.
A1 & A2 - You fucking idiot! Now everyone knows whose responsible for this!
Hibari - I will just try to forget this
A1 - Umhmm. You do that. We were never here.
A2 - It's all an illusion…….made by Mukuro
Hibari -……….no comment
Gino -Tifa and……Yori?…….YORI! I WANT CHEEZE!
A1 - Gino! What did I tell you before I agreed to put you in here?
Gino - That I had to be good and not say your name at all…..or Tifa's……and follow the script.
A1 - And are you doing that now?
Gino - No
A2 - Just give that little retard a piece of cheeze so we can continue this script
A1 - Fine (throws cheeze)
Gino - YAY! (dives for it and misses…..and knocks down convinently places curtain)
(A1 and A2 are now visible)
A2 - (walks away)
A1 - …….pay no attention to the authors behind the curtain (follows)
Hibari - What the fuck just happened?