FE Frog: I knew you would click on this... Me, being in love with Murtagh from Eragon, decided to take the '51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh' list, and use my very favorite characters instead. Shinon, as our target, and the ever so awesome Mia, as the annoying brat who won't leave the target alone!
Disclaimer: I do not own FE, i'sa characters or anything, neither do i own 51 ways to annoy Murtagh. Someone was just weird enough to make it for me! YAAAAY!
Mia, being the overly hyperactive girl she was, came up with an awesome idea. She thought about who would be the perfect target first, then smiled evilly as she came up with the absolute perfect guy…
1. Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid question no matter what answer he gives.
"Hey, Shinon?" Mia asked in a whiny voice as she followed him around camp.
The sniper looked over his shoulder to see the innocent looking girl behind him, "How long have you been there?"
"Why is the sky blue?" she asked, in her innocent tone.
"How should I know?"
"Why is the sky blue?" she asked once more.
"Because the water reflects in it!"
"Why is the sky blue?"
"Uuuuugggghhhhh!"
2. Follow him around chanting "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Shinon stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who? Shinon stole a cookie from the cookie jar!"
"Hey, Shinon!" Mia screeched as she bounced up to the table he was eating at.
"I don't know why the sky is blue!" he hissed, the spooning another mouthful of Mist's awful soup into his mouth. Gatrie, who was sitting across the table from him, gave him a confused look.
"Who stole a cookie from the cookie jar? Shinon stole a cookie from the cookie jar! Who? Sh…"
"Shut up!" Shinon yelled. The room was eerily silent for several moments.
"Well…" Mia snorted and stomped off.
Shinon looked around at everyone, whose eyes were clearly set on him. He got up and left, and not to apologize.
3. Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
"Hey Kyle!"
Shinon frowned, partially because 'It' was following him, and also because of the random name she used.
"How was the battled today, Larry?" she asked, elbowing him in the arm.
"My name is…"
"I know what you name is, Henry!" she interrupted.
"Excuse me?"
"I asked you a question, Unicorn Face!"
Shinon just rolled his eyes and left. This was starting to get pathetic…
4. Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won't tell you.
"Hey, Kenny?"
Shinon let out a heaving sigh. All he was doing was talking with Gatrie! What was wrong with that?
Mia tugged on his sleeve, pretending he didn't hear her, and then asked loudly, "Where do babies come from?"
Gatrie burst out laughing as his friend turned a radish-like shade of red. The camp was, yet again, eerily silent for several moments. Shinon stormed off.
5. On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell you where babies come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he's not taking you seriously.
"Shinon? Where do…"
"Leave me alone!" he yelled. What did he ever do to her?
"Where do babies come from?" she asked again, oblivious to his demand.
Shinon leaned in and whispered into her ear where babies come from.
Mia looked at him offended, "You're not taking me seriously enough!" Then walked off, fake crying.
FE Frog: It's short, but I'll update soon. I mean, seriously, there are, like, (51-5... 46!) 46 more ways to annoy our poor Shinon. Man... If he thinks this is annoying... I can't wait until 51! My fav is... 49 and 50... Those are hilarious...