It was intense.

It was epic.

It was ninja playing Wii.

*~*

Sasuke and Itachi had returned to Konoha after a long absence. Between the tearful reunion between Sasuke and the rest of Team Seven, they decided to force the Uchihas to come to Ino's party that night.

When Sasuke and Itachi entered Inos house later that evening they found the rest gathered around a white box, staring in awe. Both Neji and Hinata had their Byakugan activated.

"Its in there." Neji confirmed. Hinata just looked at the box in awe.

"A wii…"

The ninjas ripped the box open and quickly connected it to the TV. "Naruto don't touch that wire…seriousl… ohgawd…"

Finally the Wii was set up and ready to play. The ninjas heard a crackling behind them. Sasuke had started Chidori and was approaching menacingly towards Itachi.

"I go first."

"Hn. Eldest first."

"You make me EMO." The boys stared each other down. Something green and made out of Spandex jumped in between them.

"NOOOOO" shouted Lee. "THIS IS NOT YOUTHFUL"

*stare*

"WE MUST ALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO DETERMINE THE FIRST PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!"

*longer stare*

And thus followed a fight to the death (meanwhile Gaara who was perfecting his newfound skill of baking was happily making cookies. He could kill them later. But now, cookies!!!!!)

The fight ended on schedule (what?) and Sasuke, Itachi, Neji and Naruto were the last standing. And Gaara. But his cookies were still not done.

"I WILL WIN BELIEVE IT"

"HN"

"AA"

"THEHYUUGACLANPWNSALL*

So they started to play Wii tennis. Barely registering the 'ting' of the oven behind them they kept on with the epic battle. ("Noooooooooooo" "im emo" "we know" "I WON" "I hate you")

Then they smelt the cookies. The burned cookies. Sasuke turned slowly. And they all ran away, because when Gaara burned his cookies, Gaara was not happy.