Evil Productions Presents:
The Bouncer: Serenity is false!
By Evil Ben (beeyinee@hotmail.com)
Sion sits in the sand in front of a low table in the middle of a beach . A chess set lies on top of the table. A gentle wind blows into Sion's hair. He looks over at Volt who's sitting on a small hill of sand with a seashell. Sion squints his eyes, "What do you know of such a thing?!"
"They know of it, Sion, you must… believe…" Volt replies.
"Don't go feeding me this, I don't believe in ducks that talk, mister!" Sion shouts.
"Look! I know what the duck told me… and just… because you cannot understand my relationship with the sexiest duck alive, doesn't mean you can… talk!" Volt yells.
"Guys… god is dead…" Kou buts in.
"Liar!" Sion and Volt gasp.
"It is true…" Kou says holding up a dead dog. "Apparently… he changed into… a moose!"
"But… is that… not a bird you're holding?!" a shocked Sion asks.
"This… is… Serenity… a dog… of non-relevant matters!" Kou answers.
"Serenity!" Volt gasps. "Unbeknown to us, as we speak that… Captain… that Captain of Crunch… he has… gather his Cereal Nazi troops!"
"Crunch berry!" Sion and Kou yell together.
"All this time… that monk… NOOOO!!!!!!" Volt screams.
"Wait… you don't mean… Jerry Tewilliger?" Kou yells.
"I POPPED MY CHERRY!" shrieks Sion pulling a lobster out of his pants.
"Serenity is false… and this is the return… the spin off… damn them… fucking Scream 3!!!!!" yells Volt
"Banana… Banana… Banana… Banana…" Sion repeats.
"What are you doing?!" Kou asks.
"I AM PRAYING TO THE BANANA GOD, I MUST CUT THE LEGS OFF A CAT!! I WILL DANCE AROUND NAKED, THROW A FIRE BOMB IN MY MOTHERS WINDOW, THEN PREFORM A SATANIC RITUAL ON HER FRONT LAWN!!" Sion screams.
"BRILLIANT!! I WILL PUT PIMPLE CREAM IN MY HAIR AND YELL "I AM THE ANTI- CHRIST" AT SMALL CHILDREN!!" Volt yells.
"I… I will masturbate to a picture of a rock, with a squirrel on top of it." Kou says in a malcontent voice.
"Together… we have become Power Ranger… and neither god nor a stick can take that from us… never…" Sion says.
The Bouncer: Serenity is false!
By Evil Ben (beeyinee@hotmail.com)
Sion sits in the sand in front of a low table in the middle of a beach . A chess set lies on top of the table. A gentle wind blows into Sion's hair. He looks over at Volt who's sitting on a small hill of sand with a seashell. Sion squints his eyes, "What do you know of such a thing?!"
"They know of it, Sion, you must… believe…" Volt replies.
"Don't go feeding me this, I don't believe in ducks that talk, mister!" Sion shouts.
"Look! I know what the duck told me… and just… because you cannot understand my relationship with the sexiest duck alive, doesn't mean you can… talk!" Volt yells.
"Guys… god is dead…" Kou buts in.
"Liar!" Sion and Volt gasp.
"It is true…" Kou says holding up a dead dog. "Apparently… he changed into… a moose!"
"But… is that… not a bird you're holding?!" a shocked Sion asks.
"This… is… Serenity… a dog… of non-relevant matters!" Kou answers.
"Serenity!" Volt gasps. "Unbeknown to us, as we speak that… Captain… that Captain of Crunch… he has… gather his Cereal Nazi troops!"
"Crunch berry!" Sion and Kou yell together.
"All this time… that monk… NOOOO!!!!!!" Volt screams.
"Wait… you don't mean… Jerry Tewilliger?" Kou yells.
"I POPPED MY CHERRY!" shrieks Sion pulling a lobster out of his pants.
"Serenity is false… and this is the return… the spin off… damn them… fucking Scream 3!!!!!" yells Volt
"Banana… Banana… Banana… Banana…" Sion repeats.
"What are you doing?!" Kou asks.
"I AM PRAYING TO THE BANANA GOD, I MUST CUT THE LEGS OFF A CAT!! I WILL DANCE AROUND NAKED, THROW A FIRE BOMB IN MY MOTHERS WINDOW, THEN PREFORM A SATANIC RITUAL ON HER FRONT LAWN!!" Sion screams.
"BRILLIANT!! I WILL PUT PIMPLE CREAM IN MY HAIR AND YELL "I AM THE ANTI- CHRIST" AT SMALL CHILDREN!!" Volt yells.
"I… I will masturbate to a picture of a rock, with a squirrel on top of it." Kou says in a malcontent voice.
"Together… we have become Power Ranger… and neither god nor a stick can take that from us… never…" Sion says.