Tsubaki: Well, it's certainly been a while.
Dean: Where the hell have you been, you just left all of us!
Kurogane: Yeah, you put us all on hold.
Tsubaki: Gomen! I really didn't mean to, but since I'm in college now it's a lot harder to find time to write.
Sam: Okay, so why are you here now?
Tsubaki: Well, for one, to reassure everyone I'm not dead!
Dean: As if we cared…
*SMACK*
Dean: OW!
Tsubaki: -Innocently Smiling- And two… I can't sleep.
Sam: …
Tsubaki: ANYWHO! I don't own anyone in this… it's just a list after all!
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts -'-'
What you shouldn't Do in the world of the Dark Knight
1) Give Selina a litter box for her birthday
2) 'Borrow' the Bat Tank even after Bruce tells you "NO." 58 times.
3) Ask Talia Al Ghul if she has 'Daddy issues'
4) Steal Detective Inspector Gordon's Badge
5) Highjack Ra's Al Ghul's train
6) Buy out Wayne Enterprises
7) Introduce Rachel to Selina
8) Ask Crane if he's high, and if so, where to get what he has
9) Ask Joker if he prefers knives or pencils for his magic tricks
10) Recommend a Psychiatrist for Harvey's Split Personality Disorder
11) Ask Bruce if he has a Bat Credit Card (Those of you that have seen Batman and Robin know what I'm talking about XD)
12) Steal Bane's Jacket
13) Ask Deadshot if he's ever missed
14) Tell the Press that Bruce Wayne is secretly dating Harvey Dent
15) Tell Joker that his hair reminds you of seaweed*
16) Steal Harvey's Double head coin and replace it with a chocolate one
17) Sing 'It's a Beautiful day in the Neighborhood' while skipping in the middle of a street AFTER Bane's takeover
18) Give Blake drunk enough so that he starts wearing green tights and a red leotard, yelling, "I'm Robin!" into your camera.
19) Drag and dump Crane on the ice of exile since he loves it so much
20) Ask Bruce if he's emo AFTER Rachel dies
21) Ask Bane if he's ever taken up wrestling
22) Ask Batman if he's a vampire that watches teenage girls while they sleep
23) Buy two belled collars, one for Batman, one for Catwoman
24) When Bruce goes broke, offer him a cardboard box with his name in sparkly letters
25) Try to cook without electricity OR Alfred
26) Burst in on Bruce and Miranda/Talia's moment and ask where the fire extinguisher is
27) Buy Bruce a dog and name it Krypto (Who else knows this Superdog!?)
28) Break a tea set and tell Alfred Krypto broke it
29) Tell Selina that if she keeps up her crime life, she will grow old and alone with only her 28 cats to keep her company as she yells at people to get off her lawn in her apartment building.
30) Sing '100 bottles of beer on the wall' at the top of your lungs while stuck with Bane and his men underground.
31) Wear Garlic around your neck while holding a cross and shouting bible verses at Batman
32) Reply to Bane and Talia "What Bomb?" when asked where you hid it from them
33) Let Joker loose from Arkham with explosives (Loads of fun when your not in the middle of it)
34) FILM said madman with Batman chasing him through Gotham, while you pop popcorn
35) Invite your friends to watch madness with you
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts -'-'
Tsubaki: Well, here they are, the first thirty five… I might come up with more later if I get the time.
Dean: Now if only you were like this with your OTHER stories.
Tsubaki: Oh shut it Jerk!