A/N: Even though this can go both ways I have to picture these two in human form because picturing cute fuzzy animals in bed is just… weird. Please read and review.

I Love You, Then I Hate You, Then I Love You More

By Amnesty

Handy loved Petunia, he really did. He thought as he stood outside their house he made for them in the makeshift shower he installed on her behalf. Though he was beginning to second-guess his commitment as the water ran over his face as he cleaned himself after working a long day as a construction worker. He was tired and all he wanted to do was to go in, fall into bed and go asleep. But one of Petunia's many rules that if you had a speck of dirt on you you had to bathe outside before dragging anything into "her" house. Handy turned off the water and toweled dry the rest of the way before grabbing his tool belt and heading in where he found Petunia waiting for him. She reached her arms around him and gave him multiple kisses as a hello.

Okay, living with her wasn't so bad.

A small thud was heard, but pushed from mind. Petunia smiled brightly at him until her eyes went to the floor and saw his fallen screwdriver on the floor with a few specks of dirt surrounding it. Petunia began to hyperventilate, as he was certain the small mess was exaggerated greatly in her mind. Handy waved his arms and told her not to worry as he hastily grabbed a disinfectant spray and a rag. He tossed Petunia the spray and she quickly began to soak the floor and screwdriver and with Handy's nubs he began to wipe the area and screwdriver clean.

Being a bachelor again was sounding very appealing.

Afterwards, the two went straight to bed and Handy was thankful to finally be able to lay his head down. He was heading on the fast lane to a blissful sleep when he felt a familiar weight roll on top of him. He cracked open and eye and found Petunia smiling down at him with a seductive gleam and he knew he was never too tired for this.

He couldn't get enough of her love.

After a round of passion Handy sighed in content as he leaned back into his pillow though after that he knew he wasn't going to get to sleep anytime soon because not a moment later he heard Petunia give a warning cough beside him. Sighing, Handy rolled out of bed and headed to the bathroom for another shower. He looked behind him and saw Petunia pull off the sheets and blankets to put into the washer and be replaced with a fresh set.

He wasn't sure how much more of this he could take.

Handy turned on the shower and began to awkwardly wash himself, half asleep. After a few more minutes he heard Petunia come into the bathroom and she joined him in the shower. She wrapper her arms around his waist and kissed his shoulder, which quickly lead to another round of passion.

He couldn't remember what his previous complaints were.

After their shower the two lovers crawled back into the now clean bed. Once again Handy closed his eyes, dead set on finally getting his well-deserved rest. Petunia inched closer and wrapped her body around Handy, snuggling closer. She let out a happy sigh as she automatically fell fast asleep. Handy smiled in endearment and kissed her tenderly on her head before falling asleep himself.

He was going to happily spend the rest of his life with this woman.

~Fin~