Megarats! A Mega Babies and Rugrats crossover Part One

Disclaimer, Mega Babies, Rugrats and any other copyrighted shows or whatever that I don't own obviously belong to their original owners. No infringement is intended.

Updates: First of all, I'm sorry I've kept this story on hold for so long as I've been trying to work on other stuff. However, I've been feeling like it's about time to return here.

Secondly, I've realized that this story if full of errors and inconsistencies, mostly in regards to my newer Mega Babies stories and such. For those reasons and others, I've decided to edit the early chapters of this story in order to fix said problems.

Another reason I'm editing is because I've realized that certain parts (mainly in the chapters where the Mega Babies meet the Rugrats) have too many OCs to work with. Don't get me wrong, I love everyone's OCs and think that they're good for stories. However, given that this particular story is a crossover, with several characters already, I'm finding it hard to feature everyone's OC. As such, I'm goanna remove most of the OCs I've borrowed from the story with the exceptions of Celrock's OCs of Zack and Celeste, as those two are more essential to the plot. My OC, Zoey will also still be featured.

Also, even though many OCs will no longer be featured directly, they might still be mentioned by name by the characters present in the story

Next is that while the overall plot will remain, there are goanna be some differences. For one, you noticed that originally, I intended to feature the Power Puff Girls more prominently in this story. Well like I said above with regards to OCs, I need to focus the plot on both the Mega Babies and the Rugrats. However, the trio of super girls will still make a brief appearance later one so they can still be featured in the story.

Now for the actual story

"Hello, welcome to Zappy Burgers" said the speaker in the drive through, "may I take your order."

"Now, what would you little darlings like" Nurse Lazlo asked the three babies in the back of her SUV.

"I want a double cheeseburger and a large soda" said Derrick, the middle child of the three young kids.

"Okay and how about you, Bucky" Lazlo asked the youngest of the babies.

"I wants a hamburgers with lots and lots of pickles and apple juice" replied Buck.

"Okay, and how about you Meg" asked the nurse.

"I want a triple cheeseburger with a large curly fry and chocolate milk" replied Meg, the oldest as well as the only girl of the young trio.

"Okay" said Nurse Lazlo before ordering everything over the speaker. Once they received their order they continued their journey to the outskirts of Your City, U.S.A.

"I can't waits until we gets to see the new robo-doggy" said Buck over a mouthful.

"I wanna play with it all day long!" shouted Derrick with joy.

"But remember, guys, the robo-doggy is supposed to help us" said Meg.

Soon they arrived at their destination, the Suprema Inc. Laboratory which was a huge, windowless gray building just outside Your City. Lazlo parked her red SUV in the huge lot and shut off her engine.

"Are you darlings ready" asked Lazlo in her heavy German accent.

The three babies giggled in excitement as they unbuckled and hopped out of their seats. Everyone then got out of the car and walked up to the building's entrance. Once inside they approached the reception desk.

"Excuse me" Lazlo asked the receptionist.

The receptionist turned his attention away from his computer and towards the older woman, wearing a white jacket, in front of him.

"Can I help you, maim" asked the receptionist.

"We're weady to plays with the new robo-doggy!" shouted Buck with joy.

The receptionist looked down at the one year old boy, with blue skin and a dark blue tuff on his head, jumping up and down with excitement.

"We are here to see the proto type Saber Robotic Super Duty Dog" said Lazlo over a chuckle.

"Ah, are these the Mega Babies" asked the receptionist.

"That's us" said Meg.

"The most powerful babies in the universe" added Derrick.

The receptionist looked at the little girl, with pink skin and green hair pulled into two pigtails and the other little boy with bright yellow skin who was mostly bald.

"Of course, right this way" said the receptionist as he gestured for Lazlo and the Mega Babies follow him.

The "Mega Babies" weren't just any ordinary babies. What makes them so special though? Well Meg, Derrick and Buck are amongst the very few children in the World who possessed incredible superpowers. Such powers included super strength, great endurance, hyper reflexes and (rather unusually) exaggerated "bodily functions." Among their other advantages were their abilities to talk to adults as well as other babies, being able to eat solid foods as well as eat far more than normal and being able to read and solve problems.

Soon everyone was in the main robotic lab-room where Lazlo was introduced to several people.

"Madam, Lazlo, I'd like to introduce you to Doctor Chris Yvon, the inventor of Saber."

"It's an honor to meet you, Doctor Yvon" said Lazlo shaking the Doctor's hand.

"The honor is mine" said Dr. Yvon.

"And this" said the receptionist, "is General Steve Engle."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, General" said Lazlo.

"The same to you" said the General with a smile.

"And over here we have Professor Utonium" continued the receptionist.

"And it's definitely an honor to meet you" said Lazlo.

"And the same with you" said Utonium with a smile. The Professor, like Lazlo, was also the legal guardian of three child heroes, known as the Power Puff Girls, in a city known as Townsvile.

"And finally" said the receptionist, "we have Senator and Presidential candidate, Nattily Vern."

"Nice to meet you, Senator" said Lazlo shaking Vern's hand.

"Yes" said Nattily.

"Oh, and these are Meg, Derrick and Bucky" said Lazlo.

After everyone was introduced, Dr. Yvon led the people to the proto type robo-dog.

"Everyone" said Dr. Yvon, "say hello to Saber, the Super Duty Robotic Dog or SSDRD, brought to you by the Suprema Corporation. Saber here is built to counter the Russian robotic dogs which were built before the collapse of the Soviet Union."

"Wow" said all the Mega Babies in unison.

Saber looked a lot like Bullet, the Russian robo-pooch they had met once only with American inscriptions.

"So what do you guys think" asked Yvon.

"It looks awesome" said Derrick.

"How dose Bullet, I mean Saber work" asked Meg.

"Well it's designed to help you babies out when defending Your City" said Yvon. "It's protected by super armor and has the ability to detect potential danger."

"Can we try it out" asked Meg.

"Of course you can" said Yvon. He walked over and switched on the SSDRD. "Saber" gave a robotic bark and walked up to the Mega Babies.

"Wow" said Derrick.

"Let's teach him twicks" said Buck.

"Okay, rollover" Meg ordered Saber to which the robo-dog obeyed.

As the Mega Babies were playing with Saber the adults were talking.

"Aren't they adorable" asked Lazlo.

"They sure are" said Professor Utonium.

"And just think" said Dr. Yvon, "with the SSDRD the Mega Babies will have a glide to help them with…"

"OH NO!" shouted the Mega Babies.

The adults turned around to see Bullet running out of the robotic lab.

"What's going on!" asked Lazlo.

"We don't know!" said Meg, "but Saber just took off!"

The grownups and Mega Babies all ran after the robo-dog which was wreaking havoc in the Suprema Lab headquarters. Everyone tried to stop it but it was of no use.

"It's getting away!" shouted Meg as Saber rocketed out of the Suprema Laboratory.

"Oh, no!" shouted Yvon, "You all know what this means right? If the SSDRD is malfunctioning then it could inflict incredible damage on the city! My bosses are goanna kill me!"

"What the heck were you babies doing!" snapped Senator Vern at the Mega Babies.

"We weren't doing anything" protested Meg, "we were just teaching it tricks when it ran off."

"Well I hope you three can stop it!" snapped back Vern.

"Don't worry" said Meg, "the Mega Babies will save the day."

"I sure hope so!" scowled Vern.

"Come on, darlings" said Lazlo, "into the SUV."

The Mega trio jumped into their car.

"I'll call military backup" said General Engle before doing just that.

Lazlo started her engine and sped off towards the Your City metropoles. Vern, Yvon and Utonium all got into their cars and followed.

Soon everyone was in the city, where the damage done by Saber was clearly visible. Windows were smashed, cars were burning and people were panicking.

"Look" said Meg, pointing out the window.

The others looked and saw Saber climbing up the Your City Tower.

"Why is it always the Your City Tower" mumbled Lazlo to herself.

"We've got to stop him!" shouted Derrick.

Lazlo stopped her SUV and the Mega Babies hopped out. They then ran up to an overturned car and jumped on top of it.

"Don't worry, Your City!" shouted Meg boldly, "the Mega Babies are here to save the day!"

Several people turned and looked at the trio of kids.

"Mega Babies" asked one of the bystanders.

"That's right!" said Meg, "the Mega…!"

*PBRRAAARRT!*

Meg farted unexpectedly and everything went awkwardly silent.

"Um, hehehe, whops" went Meg blushing red with embarrassment, "um, I guess that chocolate milk didn't agree with me. Hehe … Um, into the Your City Tower, Babies!"

With that, Meg and the others darted for the entrance the building. But as they were just about to enter, a woman with her dog came walking out in their direction.

"Wow, a real doggy" said Buck.

"You guys leave them alone because we got a job to" said Meg.

"Yeah, plus I'm allergic to… ah, ah, AH! CHHEEEEWW!" Derrick sneezed, sending mucus all over the woman and her dog.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed the woman as she felt the warm slimy substance splatter on her face. Her dog barked viciously at Derrick.

"Wops!" went Derrick, "s-s-ah, AH CHEW! Um, sorry maim."

"Who are you little demons?!" shouted the woman.

"Demons? I said I was sorry, I'm allergic to real dogs" said Derrick.

"Come on guys!" shouted Meg.

The Mega Babies ran into the building.

"We've got to find a way up" said Derrick.

"Quick babies, to the elevators!" said Meg.

The trio ran towards the main elevators, accidentally bumping into and knocking down a couple of people.

"Ow!"

"Hey!"

"Sorry!" said Meg before turning to Buck, "Bucky, hit the elevator button!"

Buck jumped up and pounded the button with his fist but was unaware of his own strength at that moment. He unwittingly smashed the panel.

"Bucky!" shouted both Meg and Derrick in unison.

"Ops, sorry" went the blue infant, bashfully.

Just then the elevator door next to the one where the trio was standing by opened. Several people came running out in a panic, likely because of Saber.

"Quick, into that elevator" ordered Meg.

The babies ran into the elevator and Derrick hit one of the buttons. The doors closed and the device began heading up to the top floors.

Meanwhile, back outside of the Empire State Building, Lazlo, Utonium, Yvon and Vern were all looking up at Bullet, now almost at the top.

"Boy, I really wish my girls were here" said Utonium, "but I didn't want them missing out on school so I had them stay with a baby sitter."

"Don't worry; Professor" said Lazlo, "my little Mega Babies are more than capable to finish their job."

At that moment an Army Jeep, carrying General Engle, pulled up. A number of other military vehicles rolled into the streets of the area as well. Several Army helicopters also arrived and began flying over and began circling the Your City Tower.

"Nobody panic!" shouted the General through a microphone. "We are trying to assist the situation!"

Meanwhile back inside the building, the Mega Babies had now reached the highest floor.

"Come on babies!" ordered Meg.

The trio ran out of the elevator and then outside onto the tourist area on the building's roof.

"Look!" shouted Derrick as he pointed upwards.

Meg and Buck both looked up and saw Saber climbing up the radio tower.

"Saber!" demanded the Meg, "you get down here right this instant!"

Saber gave a mechanical bark, hopped down and approached the Mega Babies.

"Wow, that was easy" said Derrick. Apparently too soon because at that moment a small door on Saber's back opened and a large mechanical arm came out and grabbed the young yellow boy.

"AHHHHH!" screamed Derrick.

"Derrick!" shouted Meg and Buck. The two tried to help pry their friend but just as they were doing so, Saber did something new once again. Two more small doors opened on its back and small rockets now came out.

"Oh, no!" shouted the trio together as Saber literally rocketed off the building with them. On the ground everyone just watched in horror as the SSDRD flew off with the babies.

"My darlings!" shouted Lazlo.

Bullet flew right into an office skyscraper, smashing through its windows as the Mega trio held on. The people inside the building immediately broke into a crazed panic as the robo-dog smashed through office walls, sending debris and rubbish all over the place. After about a second it smashed out the other end. Much of the rubbish fell to the ground causing some minor injuries on the bystanders.

"We got to do something!" shouted Meg.

Saber then changed direction and speed towards Your City Park. As it did so a door opened on its belly now revealing a small missile pod.

"SABER, NO!" screamed Meg.

The robo-dog fired its missiles at the park below. Luckily they didn't hit any people directly however, they did hit everything else sending debris everywhere.

"BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG!" screamed Meg as she tried to find a way to control Saber.

The robo-dog then turned its attention to a school and rocketed over. Seeing that Saber might try to destroy the school, Meg grabbed its neck and managed to shift it in another direction. They flew back to the Your City Tower and began circling it at high speeds. Panicked by this Meg, with much of her strength, literally tore the head off Saber. The robo-dog's rocket engines sputtered to a stop and then it came falling down. The machine crashed onto one of the military vehicles with the babies uninjured however they were incredibly dizzy.

"My Darlings!" shouted Lazlo as she, Utonium, Yvon, the General and Vern ran over.

"Uhhhhuuulllg" went the Mega Babies as Lazlo picked them up.

"Are you alright?" asked the Nurse.

"Ohhhh, I don't know, nursey" said Meg, "I Oummf!"

"What's going…?" asked Vern walking up to Lazlo but at that moment, Meg, Derrick and Buck all threw up and spewed vomit all over the Senator.

Vern stood there in shock for a second before she fainted…

News Anchor's Voice

"And now for the coverage of today's amazing story. As we know, chaos erupted today as the trio of super toddlers known as the Mega Babies caused enormous damage to our city as they futilely attempted to stop a Suprema Inc. product known at a Saber Super Duty Robotic Dog. The dog was supposed to be a companion of the Mega Babies but somehow it managed to malfunction. But rather the being able to properly fix the problem like normal super-heroes, the Mega trio apparently only made things worse. We now go to one of the victims of the tragedy today."

Cut to the Woman and her Dog

"It was horrible, I was just walking outside the Your City Tower when suddenly I see these grotesque babies! Then one of them sneezed and blew snot right into my face. I found out later that those Mega" *BLEEP* "managed to ruin our city!"

Back to the Anchor

"There you have it. Now some are saying that it isn't the Mega Babies' fault but rather they blame both Suprema Inc. and Senator Nattily Vern for funding the SSDRD project. However many are still repulsed be what the Mega trio are and are questioning whether or not they want three messy babies to guard their beloved city, especially if said babies cause more harm than heroism.

"In other news, international tensions continue to grow as the war between the Russian Federation and China over North Korea…"

Nurse Lazlo shut off the TV.

"It's time for bed, darlings" said the nurse.

The Mega Babies all just looked up at their guardian glumly and nodded.

"Nurse Lazlo" asked Meg, "dose everyone in the city hate us because of what happened today?"

Lazlo felt put on the spot. "No" she said, "Of course not."

"People sure looked angry at us when we got back on the ground" said Derrick.

"Now little ones, you tried your best and that's all that matters" said Lazlo, trying to sound reassuring.

The Mega Babies glumly nodded again and walked off to their room. Lazlo followed and helped them in bed. Afterwards she left feeling very guilty and whishing that that stupid robo-dog had never malfunctioned or that she had never taken her kids there.

As the Mega trio fell asleep, Meg just laid there in her little bed thinking to herself. 'I'm a failure' she thought, 'I'm supposed to be the leader of the Mega Babies, and I'm two years old. I'm supposed to be the one who makes the decisions to save the day but I failed. I always fail. I can't even protect my best friends. What's goanna happen the next time there's an emergency? No one's goanna wanna call the stupid Mega Babies.'

Meg rolled onto her back and sighed. 'I didn't mean to break that building or those trees or that school. I tried my best to stop that stupid robo-dog. But bad stuff happened anyway and it's my fault.'

The pink little gril just laid there for several minutes before finally falling asleep.

End of Part One

Additional Notes:

See my story 'Go Doggy Dog' on Archive of Our Own which was inspired by the infamous (?) Mega Babies episode Poop Doggy Dog.

I decided to remove the Mega Babies' last names. Also, Dr. Chris Yvon's name was inspired by the first names of the Tremblay brothers, Christian and Yvon.