Oh, Bite Me

(Note #1: Words with * by them are Japanese phrases that will be defined at the end for those who do not know what they mean.)

(Note #2: I have not completed the anime so I do not know some of the characters, events, or changes in specific characters. I'm going from what I know from Episode 24 and below.)

Chapter 1: You're Joking, Right?

A single body entwined in white bed sheets shifted exhaustedly as the small boy soon woke up. He sat up and rubbed his head, his soft blue hair having been messed up in his sleep. He looked about groggily, having woke from a rather odd dream. Though, now he couldn't recall what it had been about. He shook his head and checked his clock on the nightstand by his bed.

"Eh?" He tilted his head as he stared at it confusedly. He was running late? Why didn't his alarm go off? Maybe he needed a new clock. Kuroko finally peeled himself out of his bed and stumbled around dizzily for a moment as he tried to hurry. He fell against his dresser, holding his head gently. He felt a bit light headed… Maybe he was getting ill. The small boy then tried to get out his gym clothes; yanking out the first t-shirt he saw then a pair of shorts. He quickly got dressed, struggling out of his night gown. He blinked awkwardly as he felt himself fall backwards slightly. Then he completely tumbled back onto his bed with a yelp.

Many minutes later once Kuroko got his balance back and managed to get dressed he ran out of the house, locking it as he fumbled with the key, Kuroko then finally ran off to practice which he was late for. He could only imagine how he would be worked to death by the coach when he got there.

Practice was hell for poor little Kuroko, he even had to clean up after everyone left. Thankfully, Kagami chose to stay after and assist the poor boy. However the air between the two seemed tense. Kuroko looked over to Kagami with a confused, almost worried look on his face as he stared at the male who was gathering basketballs on the other end of the court. He felt the need to call out his name then, so he did.

"Kagami?" He called, the American student quickly looking over to him with his regular, stern face. When Kuroko stayed silent Kagami got a slightly concerned expression, though he always looked scary no matter what face he made. Kuroko felt his heart start to suddenly pound rapidly in his chest as their eyes locked, his face barely turning a soft pink, "Never mind…" He said then turned back around, holding his chest, obviously startled. His heart never pounded like that when he looked at Kagami before. Why now? What was so different?

About a half an hour passed before they got ready to leave, unfortunately the weather was awful. Kuroko waved good bye to Kagami as he went out to his car. He remembered when Kagami first got it and how he was pissed because it was so different from American cars. He couldn't help but smile a bit in his mind. But when the car stopped in front of him in the rain he tensed. It was cold and rainy but Kuroko would gladly walk home. He could hear the window rolling down and the rain beating on the roof of the car, even the windshield wipers as the kept the windshield clean. From inside the car Kagami called out, "Oi, baka*, get in the car!" He said demandingly. Kuroko took a step back towards the building uneasily.

"Do you even know how to drive…?" He asked quietly, Kagami getting pissed instantly. But before he could argue back, Kuroko got in the car, nodding his head as he gave in, "Alright…" He sighed. Quickly opening the door and climbing in, proceeding to close it, Kuroko looked to Kagami, his hair and face slightly wet from briefly being out in the rain. Kagami didn't quite understand but he quickly got turned on from how the smaller male was looking at him. "Kagami? Are you going to drive?" He asked, tilting his head. Kagami swallowed as he followed a drop of rain water down the other's cheek, to his neck, watching it intensely as it slipped under his shirt. "Kagami!" Kuroko spoke up a bit louder, but didn't yell. He never yelled. Though, his face was bright red as he looked away, "Hentai*!" He said, quickly trying to get out of the car.

Kagami jumped a bit when he realized what Kuroko had seen, quickly draping his jacket across his lap and tugging the smaller back into his seat, "Oi! S-Sorry…" He said then swallowed nervously, looking away from the boy as he started to drive. Kuroko looked flustered and embarrassed, which was rather shocking since Kagami only saw him with a tired, blank, or determined facial expression.

When Kagami got to Kuroko's street it was blocked off, so he insisted on getting out here and walking. But, a flash of lightening tore through the sky in a frightening manner and made Kuroko flinch, scared out of his wits. He wasn't afraid of storms but he was especially uneasy today. Kagami sighed and turned the car around, going to his own house, "You're staying the night." He said, basically telling him he couldn't say no, which he really couldn't.

The drove a while longer, still in silence, but when they got to a decent little house they shared a look, jumped and looked the other way. Kagami, being such a giant brute, hit his head on the ceiling of the car and winced, holding his head in pain. "Tsk!" Kagami groaned, but Kuroko instantly came to his aid, looking more worried than he should be.

"Kagami…?" He murmured, tilting his head some as he stared at him. To this the red haired male only shook his head and swallowed a bit, his face turning a light pink itself as he stared at him for a moment.

"I'm fine…" He mumbled back then opened the car doors and got out, grabbing his bag as he went up to the door, unlocking it as he let the smaller male in. He locked the door then went indoors, closing the front door and locking it. He took off his outdoor shoes and put his coat up on a hook, walking inside. "Make yourself at home." He said in a normal tone, shrugging his drenched shoulders a bit. Kuroko looked up to him then nodded slowly, about to say something as the other walked to a small hall and went to what appeared to be his room. The little blue haired boy quickly took off his outdoor shoes and stumbled along in his socks on the wood until he got to the carpet, following after the other, almost afraid of being alone in the unfamiliar home.

"K-Kagami?" He squeaked out meekly, looking about worriedly as he lost the other male so easily. But he caught a glimpse of light prickling out from under a door. He went to open it instantly, not thinking at all. But when he saw the other inside his face only turned a bright red. The male was naked, no boxers, no shorts, no shirt, no nothing! Kuroko didn't know what overwhelmed him more, the large piece of American manhood between his legs or the fact it was Kagami who was naked. But before he knew it his little heart exploded like a bunny's and he passed out, collapsing on the ground as he fainted.

Kagami just blinked awkwardly. Well, that certainly was a new reaction to being caught naked. He sighed and pulled on some boxers and picked the small boy up, carrying him to the couch as he laid him down. He hesitated before his hands move to take the boy's soaked shirt off and set it aside, but he didn't dare touch his shorts. He might have done something he'd regret if he did. He swallowed hard then draped a blanket over the smaller boy's tiny, dainty frame. He couldn't help but feel drawn to the other the more he stared at him. He jolted as he snapped out of what felt like a trance.

Kuroko woke up sometime later, sitting up with a terrible headache. "Nhh…" He held his head and looked around, then shivered a bit when he noticed his torso was bare. It was rather cold in the house; Kagami hadn't turned on the heater. Surely enough, the boy's body took the toll of being in the cold. His small, soft pink nipples perked out and he shifted embarrassedly, trying to tuck up under the blankets again to hide them. He looked around the deathly quiet house, getting uneasy with being all alone in a stranger's house. "Kagami…?" He called out in a shy tone, but Kagami popped out of another room, tilting his head.

"Finally awake? You hit your head pretty hard, eh?" He said then handed him an ice pack. "I got this ready for you." He said then waited for the boy to get it. Kuroko took it hesitantly and held it to his head, looking up to the other with that usual blank stare.

"Kagami, I have a favor to ask of you." He said then looked down, "I don't want to bother you but… Number 2… he's all alone, probably hungry too. Could you bring him here…?" He said then looked up to the larger male with the most worried, cutest, pouty face he could pull off. With that Kagami quickly gave in and nodded, though he really disliked dogs and chose to go out and get the damn thing.

Kuroko had been walking around, getting better knowledge of the house and the items in it. Though, most were American items which he simply stared at fascinatedly then went on to the next. When Kagami finally came back Kuroko had been in his room, sitting on his bed, folding his laundry. It was a strange sight indeed and Kagami just stared silently, listening to Number 2 bark happily to Kuroko and prance up to him. Kuroko looked up and smiled slightly to Kagami, "Thanks, I really appreciate it." He said then blinked confusedly as Kagami stayed silent. "Something wrong…?"

It was almost like Kagami was on the edge, just about to lose it. But he kept calm, shaking his head with a simple, "No." Kuroko just looked at him then sat down the folded clothes, leading the small puppy out of the room with him.

"I'm going to go take a bath." Kuroko spoke up, looking back to the other, waiting for a response. He noticed Kagami nod his head, taking that as a, 'okay', as he went ahead to the bathroom. Kuroko stripped down once in the privacy of the bathroom, folding his shorts and boxers up nicely, setting his socks on top of the folded clothes nicely as he leant over and ran some bath water, climbing in and turning the water off once it was full. He relaxed for a moment, his sore muscles enjoying the water's warmth. He looked up at the ceiling and closed his eyes. The warm air around him so intoxicating, making him drift off to sleep slowly.

Kagami had collected his sleeping clothes then went to go take a quick bath. He hadn't really heard Kuroko when he spoke, so when he opened the door he flinched and flushed up embarrassedly. Kuroko was laying there, sleeping in the bath water that was slowly going cold, his wet hair sticking to his moist face. The bareness of his shoulders and neck were so tempting. Kagami twitched when he felt himself get turned on yet again. He could even see the boy's naked body in the water nicely. He wanted to just let go then but he knew better. Kuroko was… well, Kuroko! He was male, he was his team mate not his fuck buddy. Kagami was straight anyways! Right? He swallowed hard and walked over, his hand gently caressing the boy's face then lifting his head. From there Kagami ran his fingers slowly down the boy's smooth neck, longing to touch more of him. He still didn't know why. But he only felt like this for Kuroko. He really couldn't put it into words at all.

He just had to have more. So more he would get.

*Baka: 'Idiot, moron, stupid.'

*Hentai: 'Pervert.'