Key
A/N authors note
[Author's note mid paragraph]
'Thought'
"Speaking to other character"
{Sound}
Speaking to reader
Telepathy
"Roar"(translation)
scene change
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Time skip
≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪*flashback
*≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫flash-forward/premonition
≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫**≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪return to present
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Point of view change
A/N this story is about 20 or so years after the conclusion of Inheritance
A/N the whole story will be in first person even when pov changes.
A/N If you have not read my story "To the Shire" or The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritance) by Christopher Paolini (a great read whether you read this story or not) this story will make no sense what so ever.
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Back to the Shire
"Stadlen, Stadlen! STADLEN!" Hi it's me again Stadrune your friendly neighborhood runekeeper. We (Stadlen and I) are headed back to The Shire. Right now we are in Celdonim, Stadlen's home, I want to get going, it's already noon however, Stadlen's still in bed. I'm trying to decide if I should use fire, ice, or lightning to wake him up
Excellent here's a training dummy with infinite thus I can charge up my attunement thus I can use my most powerful spells I've decided lightning 12 ceaseless argument (a no intro no cool down lightning strike) and then I turn around, hmm the bed is empty wonder where he went? Eh I guess I'll just go make breakfast. First get the bear stakes, here's a nice size bear at least two tons. That should last us for awhile at least three days, make that two. Now time to make a fire, good old flint and steel" {whoosh click whoosh click whoosh click} "that's not working now let's try matches" {ffft fffffft fffffffft} "I give up lighter time" {click} "there we go."
"I-is b-br-breakf-f-fast r-ready y-yet?" I hear Stadlen stutter from behind a giant rock.
That's odd he doesn't usually stutter "Not quite though why are you hiding behind a rock and stuttering?"
"BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO A CHARGED ATTACK ON ME‼!" he replied heatedly.
"Humph. I wasn't going to use it on you just shockingly close to you to scare you awake"
"It still would have shocked me and what if you missed *which I never do* you could have scored a direct hit on me!
"Which I wouldn't"
"Still you could have "He argued
"No"
"YA"
"NU UH"
"YUH HUH"
"NU UH
"YUH HUH"
"NU UH"
"YUH-"
"" (SHUT UP‼‼‼) Stella (Stadlen's polar bear) roared loudly and angrily.
"We should probably stop now" Stadlen and I squeaked in unison.
"Want to spar?" I challenge
Stadlen looks at Stella and says "Sure."
"NO USING STELLA!" I scream "Unless, I can use a rune of restoration that won't heal you." I add calmly
"What abou-"Stadlen started
"NO PETS!" I exclaimed
"Smells like breakfast is ready" I announced
"As usual, your breakfast is a break-feast fit for a king, or two"
"RRRRRRWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRR!" (YOU FORGOT ME‼‼!)
"Stella, you're a bear, go hunt for yourself" I suggested
"Rwwwaaawwwrrr-." But I don't want to-.
"CLANG CLANG CRASH} "AAAHHH‼!"
"Sounds like somebody is in trouble!" Stadlen and I said in unison. When we went to investigate we saw a warden, burglar, guardian, champion, captain, hunter, and a minstrel.
A/N these are all on middle C and in the key of C major
(battle horn) {1/4c 1/8c 1/8c 1/2e 1/4c 1/4e 1/4c staccato}
"Aaaaahhh!"
(lute){1/4e1/8e1/8e}
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
{Twaaaaaaaang CRAAAAACK thump}
"Let's go 'help' them out." I suggested with an air of urgency.
"STELLLA!" Stadlen called out. "Also help as in assist or help as in take care of the problem"
"Help as in take care of the problem and heal the injured." I reply
"!" We cried as we charged the skeletons
{HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM} The air was humming with energy as my attack charged. {BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!} And the lightning struck down each and every skeleton.
"No more writs lets go help the injured" We carried the strangers back to camp then we spent a few hours healing the injured that's with magic. Half an hour on the minstrel alone my guess is that they kept hitting him with ranged attacks while he was healing the guardian, warden, champion, burglar, hunter, and captain. "Any idea where those writs came from?"
"They were after us. The plan went horribly wrong. How could it go so wrong so fast?" The warden said half to us half to himself
"What pl-"I started to say when I was interrupted by an extremely ominous sounding wind. We all shivered at the sound. "As I was saying, what plan?" Another even more ominous wind. "STADLEN WOULD YOU KINDLY STOP USING WIND LORE‼!" wind lore is a skill that allows loremasters to control, you guessed it, wind.
"Sorry." Stadlen said shamefully.
"The plan was that we would lure them into that gorge over there," the champion said unnervingly calmly "where about 1,000 archers, 1,000 foot soldiers, 10,000 cavalry, an average army's worth of artillery, 5 dragons and riders, and 500 mages. All that is left is Eragon, his dragon, Saphira, and us. Eragon is the first ever, and now only, dragon rider in all of Middle Earth, and Saphira the first and only tame dragon. They are from a far off land; Alagaësia I think is what he called it. There riders are definitely not unheard of, and Urgals, essentially orks, are gaining a lot of trust by both peasants and government."
"Two questions." I said "First, where is this Eragon figure now?"
"Somewhere between here and Alagaësia. He went to form a treaty between us and Alagaësia."The minstrel responded.
"Second, what are your names?"
"Stadchamp." Responded the champion
"Stadward" The warden said (ward as in healing/protective or a hospital ward)
"Stadtank" said the guardian
"Bromier. Not to be confused with Boromier king of Rohan" the hunter said
"I'm known as Servant of The Holy Spirit. It's not my name, nobody not even I know my name I've been called that so long that I don't remember my actual name." The captain explained while polishing his sword, shield, and armor.
"You can call me Servant of The Holy Trinity." The minstrel said while tuning his lute. "Like my brother over there," he nodded at servant "It isn't my name but no one knows it. We are the last of our race. We may look human but we can also look like, THISSSS!" he said tuning into a giant snake. "Or maybe," 'this.' He said turning into a dragon. 'But,' "this is our casual form" he said turning not quite human once again. You could see the waves of a stormy sea in his eyes; and his hair was gold, not blond, gold; like fields of wheat blowing in the wind. Servant of the spirit on the other hand, in his eyes you could see a raging inferno. You could see the cosmos in his hair, ever spinning.
"That is Stadburg. He doesn't talk much, but when he does… you listen. If he gives you advice you'd be wise to take it to heart. He never lies, though he may talk in riddles." Advised Stadward
And then black.