::Things Chandler's Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts::
1. Use the seecret stairways to pop out and trip people.
2. Hand Professor Binns a card with the Ghostbuster's number on it.
3. Capture McGonnalgal(while said teacher's in cat form) and name her fluffy.
4. Hit Harry in the face with a pillow.
5. Hit anybody in the face with a pillow.
6. Turn Draco in a ferret.
7. Sing "This is the song that never ends" while in Snape's class and change "song" to "class."
8. Kill Ron.
9. Put spider's in Ron's bed.
10. Repeatedly try and poke nearly headless Nick whenever she sees him.
Chandler grins evily at the paper in her hands, more ideas forming. This was going to be an interesting year indeed...
