What not to do at NCIS.
A/N: I don't own any of the NCIS characters I just enjoy writing these stories and wishing the real show writers would read them and use them in the show xD
Shout out to whitecrossgirl who's "101 Things The BAU Aren't Allowed To Do" story gave me the idea. Let me know in the comments if you have any ideas for rules
#1
McGee walked into the squad room carrying four coffees.
"Morning. Where's Gibbs?" He asked looking around.
"MTAC with the Director." Answered Cate. "That coffee smells good McGee."
"Your favourite." McGee said, handing her one.
"Thanks Tim." Cate smiled. McGee walked over to Tony's desk and placed one in front of him. "Pick me up Tony? You look like you could use one."
Tony nodded and kept typing.
"You got enough of those to go round McGee?" Gibbs was standing behind him. McGee turned around with the third cup ready for him.
" Just how you like it boss," He said. "From your favourite store." Gibbs smiled.
McGee sat down and started to type up reports. Except that his fingers wouldn't move. They were stuck. Again!
"Tony!" he said exasperated.
"Don't you feel just a bit guilty Tony? McGee went and bought coffees for all of us and you've glued his fingers to his keyboard again?" Cate said bringing over acetone and bandaids to McGee. She poured some acetone over his fingers. He tried to move them. Nothing happened.
"I'll call Abby." Cate said grabbing the phone. As she pushed the button for Abby's lab, she realised the phone was stuck to her hand and her finger was stuck on the button.
"Tony! You have got to stop putting super glue on everything." Cate said before filling Abby in on what had happened.
A few minutes later Abby came up carrying a heavier duty acetone than what Cate had used.
"This should work. And Tony you should stop being so mean to McGee."
"Uh Abby? this isn't working. Tony what did you use?"
"But isn't this a stronger acetone Abs?" Cate said frowning.
"Yeah there's different strengths. The kind you had in your desk is usually for nail polish and weak glues, this kind is for stronger glues and then there's acetone for industrial strength glues."
Tony sheepishly pulled a bottle out of his desk. It was a super glue commonly used with wood working. Industrial strength. Abby unplugged the phone and the keyboard.
"I'll take them to the ER Gibbs." He nodded and they left for the elevator.
That's when Rule #1 came in. As Gibbs explained it this rule was different to his usual ones. And if he had to add to it he would.
#1 Tony is not allowed near super glue ever again!