Internet meet my first story it won't be much. It may even be boring at times however since I find hiccstrid to be the best thing ever to be put into a watchable format. I intend to write a humorous story about an Astrid from a further point in the timeline landing on her pre-httyd1 self. It has occurred to me some may not like my way of expressing humor so if at any point you feel as if the story has become "dry" please write a review as to why you think this way.
Without further ado the story-
For Astrid, most days start up the same, get out of the house after breakfast go to the forge to have her axe sharpened by either Gobber or Hiccup "the not as useless as everyone thinks because he sharpens weapons nicely." Then head of to the forest to avoid killing Snotface and train to kill dragons so she may one day destroy the Flightmare. What she had not been expecting is for a dozing pregnant woman to fall on top of her on the way to the forge and for the woman to keep on sleeping and use her as a pillow.
(F)Astrid was very annoyed her pillow (F)Hiccup was squirming more than usual, and she was had just gotten to sleep after the baby had decided to stop kicking. It had been hard to get to sleep since the little person in her had started to copy their mother and had been active most of the time. Poor (F)Hiccup had figured out singing can calm the baby down and had sung till his vocal cords hurt and could not speak for nearly two days. So when (F)Astrid finally had the baby calm for once, and they both could go to sleep she had been overjoyed by sharing this small time of peace with her husband and to use him a pillow. What she did not expect was to wake up outside with a small girl stuck under her trying to both breathe, and escape.
When the pregnant lady finally rushed to get up, Astrid was so grateful. However, that sentiment did not carry over when she saw said woman pick up her mother's axe with an astounded look on her face. Before she could say anything however she stopped in her tracks when the woman put the axe to her throat and said: "You have my axe so you must know where is my pillow of a husband."
- Well, I hope you all like chapter one! I do know it's short and may, to be honest, a bit lackluster but its the setup chapter. I do plan on continuing to write on this site to strengthen my writing skills because I feel they should be improved. For any of you Trekkies out there I plan to use quantum reality as my excuse. As to how a future Astrid traveled into the past to create a new quantum reality I am still working on it. As to when the next chapter will be out most likely next week or before the weekend is here depending on how I want to take this story. They will mostly be very short chapters like this one too because they don't take long to write.
See you soon,
Grantsman