For Kick Caskett, hey sexy lady.
Disclaimer: Castle isn't mine.
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Richard Castle was on some sort of high when he walked into the Precinct that morning. He decided to strut straight towards Beckett without saying anything. She was standing in the bullpen, watching in confusion as he walked up to her and only stared her in the face. Not a single word said. He was wearing a bright blue sport and dark sunglasses.
Unknown to Beckett, Castle had called Lanie to come and join them at the Precinct for something he had planned on telling everyone.
Castle swiftly moved to her desk and put his phone down, opening YouTube to a particular song that had recently gone viral and become very popular. He stood away from her desk in the largest open space he could find and rolled his neck, stretching in preparation for something big.
The only thing Beckett could do was stand and stare. She cocked an eyebrow, and folded her arms expectantly. The familiar song started playing and her eyes widened.
"Oppan Gangnam Style," Castle started to mimic the dance moves that were known by everyone around the world.
"Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka,"
By this time, he had gathered a large crowd, which included Lanie, Ryan, Espo and Gates. They stood there, Lanie with her mouth open in laughter, Ryan with wide eyes, Espo with raised eyebrows. Almost in unison, each of them turned in a different direction to see others' reactions. Lanie looked at Beckett who was practically dumbfounded, whilst Espo and Ryan turned to look at Gates. They couldn't form words or what her face looked like right now.
"Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style," Beckett had only noticed now that he was actually singing, or at least mouthing, the Korean lyrics. She observed his face some more, he was definitely singing.
"Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh," Beckett almost fainted when Castle started pointing in her general direction. No, in fact he was pointing at her, directly at her as he sung the words "Eh, sexy lady,"
He started to move as he danced, towards the elevator. Lanie grabbed Castle's phone, so the music followed them as they walked to the elevator. She put down on the desk that was closets to where everyone was standing.
Suddenly, surprising everyone, Espo clapped his hands together and joined Castle. He was perfectly in time with the moves as they made their way to the elevator.
"Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja," Lanie soon followed by Ryan, joined in with the dancing and before they knew it, they were at the elevator. Castle pushed the button for the doors to open, all the while still maintaining his timing and rhythm with the dance.
"Mr Castle," Gates said. She had somehow gotten the idea that he was going to start some sort of mod dance out on the street and that's he was getting into the elevator. No he had an entirely different purpose in mind for that elevator. He started to kick his legs from side to side when Captain Gates walked to stand next to him. She shrieked as he tripped her over and she landed with her stomach down flat on the floor.
Castle quickly stepped over her before she could stand up again. He made sure she was between his legs and he proceeded to thrust his pelvis backwards and forwards as he had seen on the video clip of the song.
Beckett brought her hand to her mouth in shock.
"Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey," as Castle sang these lyrics he held his arms out towards Beckett, as though he was longing to touch her but he just couldn't reach.
"Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka," he continued to sing in Korean while his friends danced along with him.
He paused his dancing for a moment and turned to the person on his left, Lanie, and said
"Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style," as he kicked his knees up and held one hand over the other. He moved his hands in a staccato way, mimicking the signature move of the song.
"Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style," he started to move his right arm upwards, in a lasso kind of motion.
"Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh," Ryan, Espo and Lanie frowned as Castle pointed at Beckett again. Gates stood back, her jaw had now taken permanent residency on the floor after the incident in the elevator.
"Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom," Castle had now started dancing with his own dance moves, circling a very horrified Beckett as he sung. All their friends had stopped dancing and all the Precint were laughing hysterically. Absolutely everyone was enjoying themselves, except Gates and Beckett.
He stopped and stared at Beckett, "You know what I'm saying," he sung before moving back to his original position in front of the elevator.
"Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh," he started sliding his legs across the floor, preparing for his big finish. Bending his knee in one direction to pose when the song finished, he turned to Beckett and stared at her through his dark glasses.
"Oppan Gangnam Style," he said with a wide smile as the music slowly died down.
Esposito walked to Beckett, who was still speechless. She looked around in disbelief. When Espo was close enough to her, he tapped her on the shoulder, causing her to jump.
"So," he said simply. The entire Precinct had gone quiet; they were all staring at Kate, even Captain Gates. "Something going on with you two?"
Beckett's eyes had never been wider. She opened her mouth to say something, anything. Whatever would come out of her mouth first, "I…I didn't know you spoke Korean,"
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A/N: I assume at this point, everyone is saying "What the hell did I just read?" Yeah, well this is just a totally crazy ONE SHOT. The next chapter will not be this crazy, you have my word and it will not relate to this one in any way, shape or form.