Chapter 1
As I woke up, my cellphone rung once again. I check the Caller ID, and it is unsurprisingly Haruhi.
"Oi."
"Kyon! The SOS Brigade is having a tea party and you better be there or I'll make your life miserable!"
Though I didn't point out she had made my life miserable from day one, I opened my mouth to say something. Haruhi hung up before I could object, which I concluded was her strategy for making people do things. It wasn't a bad one, either. After all, if a person only has one choice, then it's impossible for them to make a different one. As I grabbed my coat and shoes, I realized Haruhi had failed to tell me where the tea party was taking place. Conveniently, the phone rung again.
"Kenroku-en."
The phone line cut out again. Clearly, Haruhi wasn't even going to let me speak. Leaving the door, I thought about how Haruhi had secured a tea party in one of Japan's Great Gardens, but realized once again her secret strategy probably worked there too. Well, it was clearly time to have a tea party...