A/N: So i discovered i like Alec more than Jasper.

Summary: Alec wants to leave the volturi, but Jane isn't happy. After he tries to escape, the volturi decide to pull pranks on him. FUNNY PRANKS! (mostly jane, heidi, demitri, and the new member -Alec's best friend- Alfredo, who has a healing power, but decides to play with Alec.)

Disclaimer: I own nothing Twilight, except Alfredo.

AlecPOV

I hated being here. I hated the vollturi. My only friend was Alfredo, AKA, Al. I was planing on escaping tonight. I didn't need to pack, but I had to wait until night. I had a very good plan. I thought I knew how to escape Demitri, hide my sent. I was wrong...

"Bye, Al. I'll see you later hopefully. I'm tired of the Volturi's orders."I said

"Alec, don't go. Who will be by my side?" Alfredo said. He was as old as me. He had short hair up to his eyes, and it was orange. Acording to Jane he was 'gorgeous,and as hot as the sun!'. Jane aparently had a crush on him.

"Al, i told you i'll see you later. Plus i need someone to take care of Jane, not like if she needs it, but still. She'll be very happy"

"Ugh! I told you. I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SISTER! I like... Umm... Well I can't tell you."

"Ok then. Gotta go, bye." I said. It was night and i started running towards the weast part of Italy towards France. I would get on a plane and fly to the Cullens. Mabye they'll accept me. Hopefully Alice already saw me coming, and that I had no intention on hurting them. I stopped running, already a hundred miles away from home. Mabye i should call them... I got out my phone and dialed Carlisle's number it rang three times then some one answered.

"hello?" Carlisle said

"Hi Carlisle, this is Alec. First of all I have no intentions of hurting you or your family. Second I would like to jo-"Something hit me. I got up from the floor to realise that demitri was standing there with Jane next to him.

"Demitri, Jane how did you... What are..?" I said confused. Then Jane mouthed 'sorry' and simled directly at me. Pain shot through me. I could see jane smiling at me concentrated, and Demitri laughing.

"..Stop...haha...Jane.... HAHAHA!... JANE STOP IT IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!"Demitri yelled. Jane stoped torturing me, and I layed there on the floor breathing hard.

"Oww...Jane did you really have to do that!?" I said, trying to get up.

"Well, Aro tought it was time to punish you for all the times you misbehaved. So now you have to watch out. Let's just say Aro isn't the nicest person, and that his punishment is torture." She said. My eyes widened in horror.

"What are you gonna do to me?" I said

"hmm, i don't know..." Jane answered."I think Heidi might have something in mind..."