Authors Note: This is my first fan fiction so be nice please, it's not very long but I hope you like it! Please read & review.
JACK
What are you doing?
IANTO
Just watching some t.v and eating some jeasus
JACK
I know you're atheist but seriously?
IANTO
NO! I meant cheezels! Bloody iphone.
JACK
I thought you were good with that thing? You were the other night…
IANTO
Not now Jack.
JACK
How was breakfast?
IANTO
Great I ate some nutsack
I mean I ate the short staff
JACK
I didn't think Tosh was that short…
IANTO
NO! I mean a short stack. Of pancakes.
Jack I know what you're thinking, just don't go there we have to keep this T.
IANTO
I don't know what you see in these poofarts.
JACK
What do I see in them?
IANTO
I meant pop tarts and you know it.
JACK
Could you take care of the weevil at the docks
IANTO
Taken care of boss
JACK
Good boy.
IANTO
Does that mean I get ice cream?
JACK
Yeah there's some chocolate homo boyz in the freezer.
IANTO
So that's were you keep them, but I really just want some ice cream.
JACK
I meant chocolate hagan daz
IANTO
Really no innuendo in this convo?
JACK
How do you know what's in the other freezer?
IANTO
And there it is.