I wrote this sometime in English class, I can only imagine how many people are gonna hate me for this. Still, I'd like a review XD

Enjoy it. I don't own Percy Jackson, and I'm not Magic.


Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? say yes, say yes 'Cause I need to know You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no!

~Rude, Magic


"It'll be fine!" She said, "She'll say yes!" She said.

Yeah, Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...

"So you came...all the way...to Mount Olympus just to ask for my daughters. hand in marriage?" The goddess Athena deadpanned looking at the son of her arch-rival.

She stood tall over him, intimidating the guy who'd once lead an army of teenage demigods to war... "Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty much?" Gee when you put it like that you really make it sound creepy.

"Lemme think about it" and she made her way to the throne, sitting down, crossing her legs with her knuckle supporting her head. she made "Hmmmmm" sounds, emphasizing it with a finger to her lip.

She smiled kindly and it filled Percy with so much hope; then she said "Yeah your answer is NO" and she zapped him out, Athena style.

...Rude


I have no regrets..