Well this is my very first story and I hope you will enjoy it. I will love feedback good or bad, tell me wht you liked, what i need to improve on, etc, etc
Summary: Just an ordinary day at the Akatsuki base, what could go wrong? An accident and Deidara ends up in wonderland? Rated for language
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or any of their characters (if I did alot of things would've happened differently) but i do own my little OC's
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Chapter 1
It was just an ordinary day at the Akatsuki base; Itachi was watching T.V with Kisame and Konan, Kakuzu was counting his money, Sasori was making puppets, Hidan was swearing at the microwave (don't ask), Pein was doing paper work, Zetsu was spying and Tobi was annoying Deidara while Deidara was making new creations with his clay.
"C'mon senpai play twister with me!"
"Wha- no, ask someone else, un."
"But senpai no-one else wants to."
"No Tobi. GO AWAY!"
"Awww ok... Oh Tobi can help senpai with his clay!"
"No Tobi, DON'T TOUCH THA-"
BOOM!
"Ahh" Deidara groaned. Then he looked around and saw he wasn't at the base anymore. "Where am I un?"
Deidara then looked down and saw that he was wearing a frilly blue dress, black high heels and a blue ribbon in his hair.
"WHAT THE FUCK UN! WHERE AM I AND WHY AM I WEARING THESE FUCKING CLOTHES!"
"Where the fuck do you think you are"
Deidara looked up and saw Hidan sitting in a tree; only he had ears and a tail.
"Hidan do you know where we are un?"
"Well you're a fucking retard aren't you, we're in wonderland"
"What!"
"You fucking heard me"
"How'd I get here?"
"Fucking beats me"
Deidara was getting annoyed at Hidan's swearing.
"Well where do I have to go then?"
Hidan then vanished.
"Hey wait tell me where to go un!"
A hand and a mouth materialised.
"That fucking way"
Hidan's hand pointed to the right, then the hand and mouth vanished.
'Well that was very helpful wasn't it'
So Deidara went along the path that Hidan told him to go and he entered a forest. He was amazed at what he saw, he was like a bug compared to the trees and surrounding fauna, everything was huge. Then Deidara came across Sasori, he too had something different about him; he had bunny ears and tail. Sasori looked like he was in a rush.
"Danna what's wrong? Why are you running un?"
"I don't like to be kept waiting but you made me wait so now I'm late. I'm late. I'm very very late"
Sasori chanted as he ran away.
"DANNA WAIT! What are you late for..."
"You see he's very very late"
"For a meeting with the Red King"
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