Being Stupid: Eternal Stupidness
By: AtomicKokoro
Storyline
All these Anime characters, getting drunk! Now, it's the Durarara! team that gets drunk. What stupidness will happen now?
Before You Read
More stupidness, because it's been forever since I've written something like this, and I miss it. Ha ha!
If you haven't read the other installments of the "Being Stupid" series, you are missing out!
First Installment; Being Stupid (Blue Dragon)
Second Installment; Being Stupid: The Stupidness Goes On (Danny Phantom)
Third Installment; Being Stupid: The Stupidness Continues (Dragonball Z)
Fourth Installment; Being Stupid: The Stupidness Never Ends (Astro Boy 2003)
Fifth Installment; Being Stupid; Stupidness Forever (Parasite Eve 2)
And now the the sixth installment; Being Stupid: Eternal Stupidness (Durarara!)
On with the hilarity!
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Being Stupid: Eternal Stupidness
"I hate phones!" Mikado threw his phone on the ground and stomped on it, Izaya-style, laughing like a mechanically evil bad guy. Then he stopped and sighed. "I'm bored now. Masaomi! Phone!"
Masaomi didn't hear, being too busy rocking back and forth in a corner, whispering, "I can see dead people," like a crazy person. Then he jumped up and yelled, "I'm a banana! Look at me move!"
Anri went ballistic, running in circles and screaming and laughing. "I love Mikado!" she yelled, and Mikado went all emo for no reason. He dressed up in black and tried to mug someone, who turned out to be Shizuo Heiwajima.
Shizuo yelled and hid in a corner, being drunk, too, because Izaya spiked his drink (in turn, Shizuo spiked Izaya's drink). Then, Shizuo jumped up, flapped his wings like a bird, and yelled, "I believe I can fly!"
Shinra, who managed to get drunk even though he didn't drink, yelled for three hundred hours then laughed and fell onto his back, yelling random words; "Pizza! Coke! I want a party! Par-tah!"
Simon just watched the disastrous scene play out right in front of the Russian Sushi Shop. Saki stood beside him, filming it all for jokes. "I cannot believe this," she whispered.
Celty started break dancing to a slow song. Then, Izaya came out of nowhere and ran into a pole that was clearly marked, Do Not Run Into This Pole. Then he started crying cause the pole broke. Then, Shizuo came out of nowhere and jumped on Izaya before laughing and "flying off" into the sunset like a delusional happy man.
Mikado started crying over his broken phone, as though to regain his senses, but the Masaomi came out of nowhere, shoved a spiked cookie in his mouth, and they both were drunk all over again. Then, they started fighting, having a pathetic slap fight, which Mikado won. Masaomi cried in a corner and Mikado started yelling for no real reason.
On the other side of the world, the cop dude of which I do not bother looking up his name, jumped into a hot tub in the middle of the Arctic.
Kadota/Kyohei/Dotachin came out of nowhere and started pounding on a wall, yelling, "Let me in! I wanna come in!" Erika and Walker sat upside on a random bench. The driver dude, of which I do not bother looking up the name again, started trashing his van.
Then, Izaya got up and started singing, "Seven a.m., waking up in the morning,"
Then everyone got out of nowhere, Shizuo magically teleporting onto Saki's head without hurting her and then jumped onto Shinra's head, and then he was on everyone's head at the same time, as the group began to sing,
"Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus,
I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday,
Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin'
(Yeah) Partyin', partyin'
(Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast,
I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is I got this,
you got this
My friend is by my right,
ay I got this,
you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday,
Thursday Today i-is Friday,
Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don't want this weekend to end
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) (C'mon)
Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time,
it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend!"
Then, Izaya kissed Shizuo and Masasomi kissed Mikado. Everyone fell asleep in random places; Shizuo slept on Shinra who slept on a bench and Masaomi fell asleep on Saki and Mikado yelled, "I love you!" to Anri then they both fell asleep in the fountain and didn't drown. Simon returned to doing what he was doing. Celty randomly disappeared.
Namie randomly walked by, then said, "Whatever," before continuing on with her day.
Saki smiled.
When everyone woke up the next day, Saki used blackmail to get everyone to do her chores for sixty-six centuries. Shizuo tried to kill Izaya for kissing him and Mikado and Masaomi couldn't talk to each other for two seconds.
Four hundred and thirty-three years, four hundred and thirty-three months, four hundred and thirty-three weeks, four hundred and thirty-three days, four hundred and thirty-three hours, four hundred and thirty-three minutes, and six seconds after all that, everything returned to normal.
Except for Shizuo, who still tries to kill Izaya for that kiss to this day.
And Simon, who's record was permanented for the lack of customers that day. Permaneted isn't even a word. Or is it? This question will haunt you and Namie forever.
But not the author, cause she's just awesome that way.
THE END
After Notes
More stupidness is to come, with whatever shows I watch. Thanks for reading, and don't forget to check the rest of the "Being Stupid" series!
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