I know I know I have like…somewhat of a lot of stories and I'm not even close to finishing them x.x BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I LUV TO WRIT! Iz so fun. And I also get to say stuff that doesn't exist but it sorta does cuz I said it and made it exist…like… flurghahimen. See see it exists now, although I think ive herd that somewhere. Lol and if anyone insults me spelling, I choose to spell like this, because its fun and it makes you kids think :D of what…i…say… yea. And now im ranting. Anyways, lets cut to the chase… this is like baby looney tunes ONLY INU STYLE!. Last time I had it, it was so funny I laughed at it myself, and I don't know where it went but it went bye bye and I think about it all the time so now its back. It will take alil while for me to rewrite it since I lost the first 5 chapters and when I saw a lil while I mean a few months maybe. x.x anyways ill shut up I promise enjoy!
Chapter 1- That's Really Not Fair.
Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara were all packed up. The kids were asleep and Inuyasha was growling so loudly the neighbors could hear.
"I can't believe you're making me baby-sit these kids! Why can't I go on the vacation to Jamaica?" Inuyasha complained.
"You most certainly know why Inuyasha. The last time we went on a vacation, you almost ate that guy in the hotdog costume. And then you screamed at the little kids messing with your ears and sliced my peanut butter and jelly sandwich to bits!" Kagome said.
"Hey, first of all peanut butter is the most evil substance known to dogkind. And second, I was really hungry! Nobody told me that there was an actual human being in the hotdog. Who would do something like that anyway?" Inuyasha scoffed.
"You will be when we get back if the kids complain in any way." Kagome scolded and the five went to their limo.
"I could sue you all for this." Inuyasha mumbled. He went to check on the kids. "OH MY GOD!"
"WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Baby Kikyo had on a gladiator suit and was jumping off shelves and drawers. Inuyasha caught her and put her in bed. "IF YOU GUYS GET HURT IN ANY WAY, IT'LL BE MY HEAD!" Inuyasha screamed.
"WHY DADDY INU SCREAM AT ME!" Baby KIkyo cried.
"No, no wait don't cry hey I was kidding! You know how it is BK." Inuyasha consoled.
"I told you, my name isn't BK it's Thoraxe the Impaler!" Baby Kikyo said.
"Uh huh, you do realize that the thorax is a part of an insect." Inuyasha said.
"No it's different, I spell it… T-h-o-r hyphen a-x-e." Baby Kikyo countered.
Meanwhile Baby Shippo was crying wildly in his bed.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I HATE YOU! WWWWAAAAAAHH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" Baby Shippo continued to scream.
"Snap out of it!" Inuyasha picked Shippo up and held him upside down. He woke up and sobbed in Inuyasha's arms.
"Is Shippy crying again?" Baby Miroku asked.
"That's ShippO! Wind boy." Inuyasha said.
"That's Wind Warrior!" Baby Miroku shouted.
"It came, it was there again. I saw it, there in my head, why won't it leave!" Baby Shipo sobbed for a few seconds more until he fell asleep again. Inuyasha put him down.
"What a sissy." Baby Inuyasha commented.
"HEY! Inuyasha Jr. what did I say about your language?" Inuyasha scolded. Baby Inuyasha groaned.
"Fine, wussy." Baby Inuyasha said and hopped outa bed.
"That's better." Inuyasha said.
"Ph34r my 800m3r4ng!" Baby Sango said and threw her heritokotsu at Inuyasha's head. It was as mini as she was mind you.
"Sango what did I say about talking in leet!" Inuyasha growled.
"8u7 1t'5 fun! (Translation: But it's fun)" Baby Sango screamed and threw her boomerang again. Inuyasha sighed and said that he would make breakfast.
"BREAKFAST!" Baby Kagome screamed with joy. She went into the bathroom and washed her hands, as did the rest of the kids.
Inuyasha cooked pancakes, sausage, and hash brown. Everyone but Baby Koga ate their food.
"Hey! You know I hate this cooked stuff!" Baby Koga shouted and threw his plate out the window.
"Why you little!..." Inuyasha remembered what Kagome had said and calmed down. He gave Baby Koga his usual plater of raw meats.
"That's better!"
Every chowed down and when all was finished, everyone but Baby Sesshomaru went back to the room.
"Hey Sessh what's the matter?" Inuyasha noticed him sitting at the table.
"Mesmerized...by...dancing...octopus..." Baby Sesshomaru said staring straight ahead at absolutely nothing.
"….Ok…" Inuyasha went to the couch and slept. Two minutes later Baby Sessh went to the room smiling oddly. The kids were playing truth or dare.
Heh, I changed a ton of things and I'm not exactly sure if this is funny rite now, although I am incredibly hyper. I took 5 laps through my living room and kitchen a few minutes ago. :D and now I gotta pee x.x but anyways. Next chappy, cuz I knows you r all smart ppl I will not say the whole baby inu stuff and stuff, you'll still understand. Heh …I crack me up…anyways enjoy the next chappy and this one and I'm still open to suggestions w/e they may be! Buh bye for now.
Oh and Geez people could you review a bit more, every author likes to know if he/she is doing a good job especially me…nobody reviews anymore I feel like I'm doing this for nothing or like my stories are boring… :P lol geez THE ENTIRE INUYASHA CAST WANTS ALL OF YOU PEOPLEs TO REVIEW MORE IT DOESN"T TAKE THAT LONG!!! Thank you for your time :)
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