Hey dere guise. A gurl from skool is gunna prufe read dis.

Proof reader's note: I may be proof reading, but don't expect the plot to make sense, or the characters to be less Mary-Sue-ish/OOC. Also, I'm not proof reading the Author's Notes, because I think the misspellings are funny.

Natalia Lilli Ariana Bridget Selena Daniella Stone was, like, the most beautiful girl in the entire universe, and like everyone loved her. She had perfect dark brown hair, purple eyes like amethyst, and pale white skin. She always wore apple red lipstick (Geddit? 'Cuz I donut like blood…), blue eyeshadow, and pink blush.

She strutted over to Dipper (Geddit? 'Cuz she could be a supermodel…)

"You ready for tonight?" asked Dipper

"I forgot, what are we doing?" asked Talia

Then Dipper got a 'dude UR so retarded' look, and said:

"To that party, remember?"

It was the night of the dance, and I put on a pink ball gown, did my hair up family, and put on pink lipstick. I also wore glass slippers. (Geddit? 'Cuz she's gonna lose one…Shh! don't tell anyone! It's a spolier)

When I got there, Dipper met me at the door, and I kissed him. Then he took me to the dance floor and we slow dance to Disgusting by Miranda Cosgrove.

Then Big Time Rush got on stage and sang 'Nothin' Even Matters'

"James is soooooo hot" I sed (Geddit? 'Cuz I like Jams!)

Then Dipper got all sad, depressed, and sad.

"Aw, don't be sad! You're way hotter than James!" I said

Then it was midnight.

"Oh shoot! I have to go!" I sed, as I ran.

When I got home, I noticed one of my slippers was missing.

Meanwhile...

James picks up the glass slipper, then walked over to Dipper (Geddit? 'Cuz it rhymes!)

"I think this belongs to you're girlfriend" said Jams

"Huh, it does, doesn' it?" he replied

The next day, I was wondering where my glass slipper was, so I decided to look, then I ran into Mabel.

"Hi Mabel" I said, depressed

"Aw, is someone sad?" asked Mabel

"A little, I can't find my glass slipper anywhere" I replied

"Oh, Dipper found a glass slipper yesterday" said Mabel

I went to Dipper's room and he was kissing Pacifica Northwest! What nerve!

"Dipper you cheater!" I sed

"Wait! It's not whatt it looks like" said Dipper

"Whatever!" I said, running off, tears stinging my eyes.

Proof Reader's Note: This was a PAIN to proofread. Literally everything was spelled wrong. I'm not even kidding.

Hop u guize liked it! Nex chptur cumin soon. - Mel Raven