"Jesus, don't do that." Jude glared at the man next to him, quickly moving away, making Robert smile even more. Jude went back to reading his lines, and the other man hopped up, sitting on the table next to him, crossing his legs and resting his chin on his hands.
After he sat there for a while, Jude looked back up. "What are you doing?"
"Why are YOU in a bad mood?"
"Maybe because my co-star still isn't learning his lines for this scene. Have you even tried them yet?"
Robert grinned and shot off the entire colloquy, including the other actors lines and even the cues, watching as Jude's face softened a bit, slightly surprised. "All right then."
"I can quote the book, too, if you'd like."
"It's all right."
Robert paused and jumped off of the table, striding over to Jude and dipping his face, kissing him quickly.
Jude pulled away. "What are you doing NOW?"
He smiled. "Getting into character. SURELY you must know Holmes is gay."
The other man frowned. "Even if that were true, Watson isn't. And especially not in this."
Robert pulled a face. "So you think. Read between the lines. And read the books, they're very helpful." He grinned and kissed him again. Jude could feel himself leaning forward, but he rolled his eyes and pulled away again. "Right."
"Come on, you hate the Enquirer, disappoint them a bit. And don't pretend you haven't heard that going around." Robert raised his eyebrows as his mouth curled upwards slightly.
"I hate you more at the moment." Jude was trying not to smile, despite his words.
"No you don't."
Jude couldn't help but smile, and Robert seized his opportunity, leaning forward. Jude internally sighed, giving up. It was useless anyways.