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The Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny

'Ole Spirit Dragon was hopping around,

Babylon Gardens like a big playground

When suddenly Lightbringer burst from the shade

And hit Spirit Dragon with a lightgrenade.

The Dragon got pissed and began to attack,

But didn't expect to be blocked by Max

Who proceeded to open up a can of Max Fu

When Peanut Sandwich came out of the blue

And he started beating up Maxwell

Then they both got flattened by the Lightmobile

But before he could make it back to the Lightcave

The Smiling Man popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Lightbringer away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Lizardbeth came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see,

And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!

Spirit Dragon took a bite out of Lizardbeth's lime

Like Fido K-9 took a bite out of crime

And then Max came back covered in a tire track

But Sabrina jumped out and landed on his back

And Lightbringer was injured and trying to get steady

When the Smiling Man came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Ethan MacManus took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Spirit Dragon sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

Because Lightbringer stole it and he shot and he missed,

And Sabrina deflected it with her fist

Then she jumped in the air and she did a somersault

While the Smiling Man tried to pole-vault

Onto Lizardbeth, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Milton Ferret Stare!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see,

And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!

Angels sang out...without lack...

Down from the heavens...descended Fisk Black...

Who delivered a kick...which could shatter bones...

Into the crotch...of Ethan MacManus...

Who fell over on the ground...whimpering for home...

As Lightbringer changed back...into Carter Granholme...

But Fisk saw through... his clever disguise...

And he crushed Lightbringer's head...in between his thighs.

Then Sid the Lion and Zig the 'guana

And Looking for Group's Cale and Sooba

And Spo the Teeny and Bino the Meany

And Richard the Warlock and Sasha the Cutey

Robo-Rex, Arbelt

Woodland Critters, Daisy's pelt

Joey, Spot(Superdog)

Every single Bigglesworth

Officer Kevin and Fido Byron

Rex, Rock,

Fox and Ryan Bryon

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Fisk Black in his Georgia ass.

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better,

King the corgi in an orange-stained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see,

And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Webcomic Destiny!